October 30th, 1993
Smashing Pumpkins, "Cherub Rock"
: Linda Richman.
Christian Slater's Monologue
Slater goes trick-or-treating through the studio halls.
Matt Foley (Chris Farley) attempts to motivate Halloween pranksters.
: Matt Foley.
Sassy's Sassiest Boys
Russell Clarke (Phil Hartman) is blind to perils of loving to say "Sassy!"
: Russell Clarke, Joey Lawrence.
Smashing Pumpkins performs "Cherub Rock"
Weekend Update with Kevin Nealon
Queen Shenequa (Ellen Cleghorne) delivers commentary about Whoopi Goldberg.
Adam Sandler gives Halloween costume ideas involving the face.
: Queen Shenequa.
Naming The Band
Teenagers with musical aspirations can't settle on a name for their band.
You Put Your Weed In It
Smashing Pumpkins performs "Today"
Joke headline writer (Slater) thinks all his customers are idiots.
: Canteen Boy.
Trent Markham, Lung Doctor
Dr. Markham (Phil Hartman) fails to see link betwen cigarettes and cancer.