Saturday Night Live Transcripts
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Season 19: Episode 6
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November 13th, 1993
Rosie O'Donnell
James Taylor
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Dave Attell
Tom Davis
Fred Wolf
Casey Kasem
Cheryl Hardwick
Tom Schiller
Bernie Friedman
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The Packwood Diaries
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Summary: Sen. Bob Packwood (Phil Hartman) reflects on the women he's harrassed that day.
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Rosie O'Donnell's Monologue
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Summary: Audience members confuse Rosie O'Donnell with other heavyset actresses.
Also Hosted: 96i.
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Frank Sinatra: Duets
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Summary: Frank Sinatra (Phil Hartman) rushes through Duets sessions with musical artists below his ilk.
Recurring Characters: Frank Sinatra, Barbara Streisand, Meat Loaf, Liza Minnelli, Wynonna Judd, Kenny G., Tom Petty, Natalie Merchant, k.d. Lang, Bono.
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Mexican Stereotype
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Summary: A Mexican stereotype (Rob Schneider) expresses his excitement for NAFTA.
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Daily Affirmation
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Summary: Stuart Smalley (Al Franken) discusses marital woes with John (Mike Myers) and Lorena Bobbitt (Rosie O'Donnell).
Recurring Characters: Stuart smalley, John Bobbitt.
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Phil Hartman's Real Views
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Summary: In response to the Mexican stereotype (Rob Schneider), Phil Hartman announces that he wants to stick it back to Mexico.
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James Taylor performs "Memphis" & "Slap Leather"
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Also Performed: 76a, 78r, 79n, 87ia, 91i.
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Weekend Update with Kevin Nealon
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Recurring Characters: Opera Man.
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Forgetful Waiter
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Summary: An inept waiter (Kevin Nealon) is unable to memorize diners' (Phil Hartman, Rosie O'Donnnell) orders.
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The Tomboy & The Sissy
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Summary: Theresa the tomboy (Rosie O'Donnell) and Spencer the sissy (David Spade) form an unlikely alliance by helping one another with football and make-up woes.
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James Taylor performs "Secret O' Life"
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The Malibu Fires
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Summary: Dick Clark's receptionist (David Spade) keeps celebrities away from their fire-damaged homes.
Recurring Characters: Dick Clark's receptionist, Sean Penn, Charlton Heston.
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Schiller's Reel
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Summary: In Tom Schiller's short film "Will Work For Food", a tramp (Norm MacDonald) performs menial tasks for his employer (Tom Schiller) to earn food for his old man (Bernie Friedman).
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Homegirls
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Summary: Prep school girls (Julia Sweeney, Sarah Silverman) invite tough-talking homegirls (Rosie O'Donnell, Elen Cleghorne, Melanie Hutsell) to their party.
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