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December 4th, 1993

Charlton Heston

Paul Westerberg

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Paul Westerberg, "Can't Hardly Wait"




  • Studio Of The Apes

    Heston falls asleep, wakes up in ape-inhabited studio.


  • Charlton Heston's Monologue

    Heston takes questions from ape audience who won't acknowledge him as a human.


  • Infiniti Q45 Toilet I


  • Coffee Talk

    Linda's (Mike Myers) guest is new Catholic boyfriend (Heston).

    Recurring Characters: Linda Richman.


  • Infiniti Q45 Toilet II


  • Gangsta Rap Dance Smashes!


  • The President Is Illiterate


  • Paul Westerberg performs "Knockin' on Mine"


  • Weekend Update with Kevin Nealon


  • King Solomon Junior High Career Day


  • Infiniti Q45 Toilet III


  • NRA Five-Day Loaner Program


  • Bag Man

    Elder stock boy (Heston) keeps job by lightly threatening his manager (Phil Hartman).


  • Paul Westerberg performs "Can't Hardly Wait"


  • Behind Moses' Back


  • Herlihy Boy House-Sitting Service

    Please, for the love of God and all that is sacred, let the boy move in with you!

    Recurring Characters: Mr. O'Malley.


  • Goodnights


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