December 4th, 1993
Paul Westerberg, "Can't Hardly Wait"
Studio Of The Apes
Heston falls asleep, wakes up in ape-inhabited studio.
Charlton Heston's Monologue
Heston takes questions from ape audience who won't acknowledge him as a human.
Infiniti Q45 Toilet I
Linda's (Mike Myers) guest is new Catholic boyfriend (Heston).
: Linda Richman.
Infiniti Q45 Toilet II
Gangsta Rap Dance Smashes!
The President Is Illiterate
Paul Westerberg performs "Knockin' on Mine"
Weekend Update with Kevin Nealon
King Solomon Junior High Career Day
Infiniti Q45 Toilet III
NRA Five-Day Loaner Program
Elder stock boy (Heston) keeps job by lightly threatening his manager (Phil Hartman).
Paul Westerberg performs "Can't Hardly Wait"
Behind Moses' Back
Herlihy Boy House-Sitting Service
Please, for the love of God and all that is sacred, let the boy move in with you!
: Mr. O'Malley.