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December 11th, 1993

Sally Field

Tony! Toni! Tone!

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Tony! Toni! Tone!, "If I Had No Loot"








  • Adam Sandler Christmas Song

    Adam Sandler sings a love letter to Santa Claus.


  • Sally Field's Monologue

    Field alienates audience members hoping for revival of old roles.

    Recurring Characters: Burt Reynolds.


  • NCI Long Distance

    (Repeat) See: 09/25/93.


  • I Want My Baby Back!


  • White Diamonds Perfume

    Fuzzy Elizabeth Taylor (Field) promotes perfume.

    Recurring Characters: Elizabeth Taylor.


  • Tony! Toni! Tone! performs "If I Had No Loot"


  • Weekend Update with Kevin Nealon

    Mayor David Dinkins (Tim Meadows) vows revenge on voter who didn't re-elect him.


  • Headgames

    Game show host (Phil Hartman) plays mind games with family member contestants.


  • Matt Foley: Motivational Santa

    Matt Foley (Chris Farley) plays Santa Claus at the town mall.

    Recurring Characters: Matt Foley.


  • Crab Lice Singles' Club Mixer


  • Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

    If you drop your keys in lava.

    (Repeat) See: 10/31/92.


  • Dr. Jack Kevorkian


  • Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

    Using grenade decoys during a war.


  • Tony! Toni! Tone! performs "Tell Me Mama"


  • Pious Housewife

    Jesus (Phil Hartman) asks housewife (Field) to tone down her prayers.

    Recurring Characters: Jesus.


  • Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

    The identities of Superman & Santa Claus.


  • Goodnights


    Dress Cuts:


  • Billable Hours



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