January 8th, 1994
Andrew Giuliani Acts Up
: Rudolph Guiliani, Andrew Guiliani.
Jason Patric's Monologue
The NFL on Fox
The Road To Self-Improvement
Don LaPre (David Spade) invents word abbreviations to move through life quicker.
Blind Melon performs "No Rain"
Weekend Update with Kevin Nealon
: Linda Richman.
Where's The Rest Of Me?
Hand model Fabrice (Patric) loses finger in accident, searches for will to live.
Blind Melon performs "Paper Scratcher"
Herlihy Boy Dog Sitting Service
: Mr. O'Malley.