April 16th, 1994
Michael Fay Caning
Caner (Kevin Nealon) in Singapore chats with Michael Fay (Estevez).
Emilio Estevez's Monologue
Estevez catches up the audience on Brat Pack whereabouts.
Geek, Dweeb, or Spazz
The Whitewater Folder
Pearl Jam performs "Not For You"
Weekend Update with Kevin Nealon
Kevin Nealon delivers a subliminal editorial on Michael Fay's caning
Operaman (Adam Sandler) sings of the week's events and his interest in Eddie Vedder.
How Much Ya Bench?
Bench pressers deny allegations of steroid use.
Pearl Jam performs "Rearviewmirror"
The Herlihy Boy Grandmother Sitting Service
: Mr. O'Malley.
Guitarist (Michael McKean) puts Poker Billy's (Estevez) card stupidity into song.
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
Reflections of the earliest fly swatters.
Pearl Jam performs "Daughter"