Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: May 7th, 1994 John Goodman The Pretenders Jan Hooks
	New York Governor's Debate Howard Stern (Michael McKean) and company make a mockery of gubernatorial debate against Mario Cuomo (Phil Hartman). Recurring Characters: Mario Cuomo, Howard Stern, Robin Quivers.
	John Goodman's Monologue Goodman 'fesses up to his mother about the naughty things he did as a child.
	Majestic Caribbean Cruise Line (Repeat) See: 04/09/93.
	Captain Jim & Pedro Dad (John Goodman) meets with the formerly shipwrecked Captain Jim (Tim Meadows) and Pedro (Adam Sandler) before letting them date his daughters (Melanie Hutsell, Sarah Silverman). Recurring Characters: Captain Jim, Pedro.
	NRA's American Sportsman Today Ron Wood (Mike Myers) and sportsmen mercilessly kill wild animals. Recurring Characters: Ron Wood, Rush Limbaugh, Charlton Heston.
	The Pretenders perform "Night In My Veins"
	Weekend Update with Kevin Nealon David Spade comments on rock bands that don't play their well-known hits at concerts.
	Real Stories Of The Arkansas Highway Patrol Arkansas state troopers help pick up girls for Governor Clinton (Phil Hartman). "Cops" features domestic disturbance call to Arkansas governor's mansion. Recurring Characters: Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton.
	Theatre Stories Kenneth Rees Evans (Mike Myers) spaces out while interviewing his guests. Recurring Characters: Kenneth Rees Evans, Christopher Walken.
	Ninja Pep Talk Ninjas try to retool their attack strategy after a failed evening.
	Philadelphia Action Figures (Repeat) See: 02/05/94.
	Michael Bolton: In His Own Words Michael Bolton (Kevin Nealon) presents more plagerized hits on new album.
	The Pretenders perform "I'll Stand By You"
	Flintstones Names Goodman converts famous names into their "Flintstones" format.
	Psychotic Cab Ride Cab driver (Rob Schneider) scares couple (John Goodman, Julia Sweeney) with trivia about killer drivers.
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