Janet Jackson, "Any Time, Any Place"
Recurring Characters: Linda Richman.
Heather Locklear's Monologue
Recurring Characters: Canteen Boy.
The hairball remover cats ask for by name.
Wayne (Mike Myers) fantasizes he's slept with Amanda (Locklear) in Melrose Place.
Recurring Characters: Wayne Campbell.
Recurring Characters: Clarence Thomas, Ted Kennedy.
Janet Jackson performs "Throb"
Weekend Update with Kevin Nealon
Homophobic Norm MacDonald thinks Kevin Nealon is making a pass at him.
Adam Sandler sings about his forbidden summer loves.
Recurring Characters: Captain Jim.
Man (Kevin Nealon) and woman (Locklear) one-up each other with silent flirts.
Andy Rooney (Norm MacDonald) shows off envelopes sent in by viewers.
Amazing Time Savers
Aamzing pasta maker is distracted by host's (Locklear) racist remarks.
Orgasm Guy's (Rob Schneider) French cousin is just like him.
Recurring Characters: Orgasm Guy.
Janet Jackson performs "Any Time, Any Place"
So Long, Farewell
SNL's recurring characters sing goodbye for the summer.
Recurring Characters: Lucy, Kristy, Tori Spelling, Ike Turner, Linda Richman, Zoraida, Richmeister, Pat, Matt Foley.