Saturday Night Live Transcripts
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Season 20: Episode 1
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September 24th, 1994
Steve Martin
Eric Clapton
Brian Austin Green
Roger Clemens
Bobby Bonilla
Jack McDowell
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Clinton Auditions
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Summary: Chris Farley, David Spade, Chis Elliot, Adam Sandler and Tim Meadows resort to standard shtick in their auditions for the President Bill Clinton impression after Phil Hartman leaves "SNL."
Recurring Characters: President Bill Clinton.
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Steve Martin's Monologue
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Summary: After his joke about the many soups at the supermarket, Steve Martin steps outside of himself to examine what went wrong.
Also Hosted: 76e, 76n, 77a, 77i, 77r, 78d, 79a, 79s, 86f, 87a, 88t, 91i, 05l.
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H.H.T. Home Headache Test
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Summary: Take a simple test to find out if you really have a headache.
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Court TV
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Summary: Scattered highlights of the O.J. Simpson (Tim Meadows) trial.
Recurring Characters: Terry Moran, O.J. Simpson.
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Steve Martin's All-Natural Penis Beauty Cream
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Summary: The formula Steve Martin uses to keep his penis shiny and beautiful.
Recurring Characters: Terry Moran, O.J. Simpson.
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Total Bastard Airlines II
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Summary: Transferred to new flight, Steward (David Spade) is still a jerk.
Recurring Characters: Steward.
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Eric Clapton performs "I'm Tore Down"
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Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald
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Summary: Laura Kightlinger relates some recent life lessons she's learned. Rock critic Gil Graham (Adam Sandler) disccuses recent concerts he attended.
Recurring Characters: Gil Graham.
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The Ron Wood Show
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Summary: Mumbling Ron Wood (Mike Myers) covers little ground in interviews.
Recurring Characters: Ron Wood, Whoopi Goldberg.
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Buck Daniels
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Summary: Country singer (Michael McKean) puts buck's (Steve Martin) life in song.
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Nut-Rific Ad Campaign
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Summary: Poor lyric choice gives candy bar jingle a negative flavor.
Recurring Characters: Gil Graham.
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Eric Clapton performs "Five Long Years"
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Super Sports Tours
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Summary: Striking baseball players will make appearances on an exciting cruise.
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Inferior Baby
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Summary: Parents (Chris Farley, Janene Garafalo) compare babies with other couple.
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