Bonnie Raitt, "Love Sneaking Up On You"
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A Message from the President of the United States
 President Clinton (Michael McKean) outlines new Health Care plans.
Recurring Characters: President Bill Clinton.
Marisa Tomei's Monologue
Tomei lists awards she's won, reveals secrets about New York.
Lexon Paradox
It's both the best and worst car you'll ever own.
Court TV
Mona Lisa vito (Tomei) helps prove O.J. Simpson (Tim Meadows) innocence.
Recurring Characters: O.J. Simpson, Judge Ito, Marcia Clark, Robert Shapiro.
Piercing Today
Freaks on display.
Bonnie Raitt performs "Love Sneaking Up On You"
Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald
Mike Myers simply thinks the hockey strike is "stupid".
Tim Meadows comments on the hockey strike as a blow to black people.
Cool Guy's (David Spade) facial expressions reveal events of the week.
Recurring Characters: Cool Guy.
Adult Education Sex Demo
Voyeurs (Chris Farley, Adam Sandler) annoy couple (Chris Elliot, Janene Garafalo).
Daily Affirmation
The perfect union of Michael Jackson (Tim Meadows) & Lisa-Marie Presley (Tomei).
Recurring Characters: Stuart Smalley, Michael Jackson.
Monologists Face-Off
Bonnie Raitt performs "Storm Warning"
Bobby Camilarri's Bridal Fair 2000
Framington High Fall Mixer
At Fall mixer, 70's teen couple (Adam Sandler, Tomei) make small talk.
Goodnights
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