Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: Cameos: Bit Players:

October 1st, 1994 Marisa Tomei Bonnie Raitt None None None

A Message from the President of the United States

Summary: President Bill Clinton (Michael McKean) outlines his new Health Care plans. Recurring Characters: President Bill Clinton. Transcript

Montage

Marisa Tomei's Monologue

Summary: Marisa Tomei lists the awards she's won at the hands of Jack Palance, then reveals secrets about New York. Transcript

Lexon Paradox

Summary: It's both the best and worst car you'll ever own. Transcript

Court TV

Summary: Testimony from Mona Lisa Vito (Marisa Tomei) helps prove that O.J. Simpson (Tim Meadows) is innocent. Recurring Characters: O.J. Simpson, Judge Ito, Marcia Clark, Robert Shapiro. Transcript

Piercing Today

Summary: Freaks on display.

Bonnie Raitt performs "Love Sneaking Up On You"

Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald

Summary: Mike Myers simply thinks the hockey strike is "stupid". Tim Meadows comments on the hockey strike as a personal blow to black people. Cool Guy's (David Spade) facial expressions reveal the events of the week. Recurring Characters: Cool Guy. Transcript

Making Better Love Workshop

Summary: Voyeurs (Chris Farley, Adam Sandler) annoy a married couple (Chris Elliott, Janene Garafalo) performing an adult sexual education demonstration. Transcript

Daily Affirmation

Summary: Stuart Smalley (Al Franken) analyzes the perfect union of Michael Jackson (Tim Meadows) and Lisa-Marie Presley (Marisa Tomei). Recurring Characters: Stuart Smalley, Michael Jackson. Transcript

Monsters of Monologue '94

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Bonnie Raitt performs "Storm Warning"

Bobby Camilarri's Bridal Fair 2000

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Framington High Fall Mixer

Summary: At their Fall mixer, 70's teen couple (Adam Sandler, Marisa Tomei) make awkward small talk. Transcript

Goodnights

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