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  Season 20: Episode 2


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October 1st, 1994

Marisa Tomei

Bonnie Raitt

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A Message from the President of the United States
Summary: President Bill Clinton (Michael McKean) outlines his new Health Care plans.

Recurring Characters: President Bill Clinton.

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Montage


Marisa Tomei's Monologue
Summary: Marisa Tomei lists the awards she's won at the hands of Jack Palance, then reveals secrets about New York.

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Lexon Paradox
Summary: It's both the best and worst car you'll ever own.

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Court TV
Summary: Testimony from Mona Lisa Vito (Marisa Tomei) helps prove that O.J. Simpson (Tim Meadows) is innocent.

Recurring Characters: O.J. Simpson, Judge Ito, Marcia Clark, Robert Shapiro.

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Piercing Today
Summary: Freaks on display.


Bonnie Raitt performs "Love Sneaking Up On You"


Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald
Summary: Mike Myers simply thinks the hockey strike is "stupid". Tim Meadows comments on the hockey strike as a personal blow to black people. Cool Guy's (David Spade) facial expressions reveal the events of the week.

Recurring Characters: Cool Guy.

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Making Better Love Workshop
Summary: Voyeurs (Chris Farley, Adam Sandler) annoy a married couple (Chris Elliott, Janene Garafalo) performing an adult sexual education demonstration.

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Daily Affirmation
Summary: Stuart Smalley (Al Franken) analyzes the perfect union of Michael Jackson (Tim Meadows) and Lisa-Marie Presley (Marisa Tomei).

Recurring Characters: Stuart Smalley, Michael Jackson.

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Monsters of Monologue '94
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Bonnie Raitt performs "Storm Warning"


Bobby Camilarri's Bridal Fair 2000
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Framington High Fall Mixer
Summary: At their Fall mixer, 70's teen couple (Adam Sandler, Marisa Tomei) make awkward small talk.

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Goodnights
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