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  Season 20: Episode 6




94f: John Turturro / Tom Petty

Dr. Josh Levine

Dr. Josh Levine.....Chris Elliott

FADE IN:

[ PHOTO OF DR. RESNICK (JOHN TURTURRO) ANGRY OVER A PATIENT. ZOOM ON PHOTO. ]

Narrator (V/O): Dr. Ira Resnick has been making some pretty wild accusations about where Dr. Josh Levine went to school.

[ PHOTO INSERT OF DR. LEVINE SMILING. ]

[ SUPER: FACT -- GRADUATED TUFTS MEDICAL SCHOOL ]

Narrator (V/O): Fact - Dr. Josh Levine graduated in the top 40% of his Tufts Dental School class.

[ SUPER: FACT -- DIPLOMA AT PARENT'S HOUSE ]

Narrator (V/O): Fact - Josh Levine keeps his diploma at his parent's house.

[ SUPER: FACT -- STERILIZES HIS INSTRUMENTS ]

Narrator (V/O): And fact - Dr. Josh Levine sterilizes his instruments, something Dr. Resnick might want to look into.

[ PHOTO INSERT OF EARLIER DR. RESNICK PHOTO AND A ILLUSTRATION OF A MOUTH WITH "LIES" EDGED IN FROM PLAQUE. ]

Narrator (V/O): When you look at facts, Dr. Resnick accusations are a lot like plaque... they need to be flossed away.

INT. DENTIST OFFICE - DAY

[ DR. JOSH LEVINE looms over a female patient with a drill. ]

Dr. Levine: Hi! I'm Dr. Josh Levine. I've been serving Bronxville's dental needs for over seven years. Isn't it time you came in for a cleaning that you knew was "clean"?

[ SUPER: DR. JOSH LEVINE - HE STERILIZES ALL HIS INSTRUMENTS ]

Narrator (V/O): Dr. Josh Levine - He sterilizes all his instruments.

Dr. Levine: And this month, 10% off all caps, bridges and crowns.


Submitted by: Cody Downs


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