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  Season 20: Episode 6




94f: John Turturro / Tom Petty

Dr. Ira Resnick

Dr. Ira Resnick.....John Turturro

FADE IN:

[ PHOTO OF A GLUM JOSH LEVINE (CHRIS ELLIOTT) HOLDING A MOUTH MIRROR ]

Narrator (V/O): Dr. Josh Levine says he's a good dentist. Dr. Josh Levine says he attended Tufts Dental School, the best dental school in the country. The only problem is Tufts Dental School never heard of a Dr. Josh Levine.

INT. DENTIST OFFICE - DAY

[ DR. IRA RESNICK examines a woman's teeth. ]

Dr. Resnick: Hi! I'm Dr. Ira Resnick, D.D.S. I attended a dental school at Nassau Community College. It may not be Tufts, but I got a diploma. How do I know? Its hanging on the wall.

[ Dr. Resnick points to a large diploma behind him. ]

Dr. Resnick: If you're in Bronxville and you need dental care, give me a call.

[ Dr. Resnick points to the camera. ]

SUPER: DR. IRA RESNICK - HIS DIPLOMA'S ON THE WALL. ]

Narrator (V/O): Dr. Ira Resnick - his diploma's on the wall.


Submitted by: Cody Downs


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