December 3rd 1994
Green Day, "When I Come Around"
Jesse Helms Press Conference
Sen. Jesse Helms (Mike Myers) issues more non-specific threats to White House.
: Jesse Helms.
Roseanne has nasty words about TV critics and Hollywood celebrities.
H.H.T. Home Headache Test
Following crashes, new safety regulations are in order.
A Woman Exploited: The Madonna & Tom Arnold Story
Tom Arnold (Chris Farley) rides new wife Madonna's (Janene Garafalo) coattails.
: Tom Arnold, Madonna, Rosie O'Donnell.
Philadelphia operator (Roseanne) finds boredom within life-threatening 911 calls.
Green Day performs "When I Come Around"
Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald
David Spade addresses striking athletes.
For the ACLU, Naomi Green (Janene Garafalo) comments on Jeffrey Dahmer death.
Adam Sandler sings his "Chanukahg Song".
Dieters (Roseanne, Laura Kightlinger, Ellen Cleghorne) try low-fat yogurt.
Civil War Memories
High school dropouts put the Civil War into words.
Psychoanalyst (Norm MacDonald) enjoys Roseanne's whorey personality.
Green Day performs "Geek Stink Breath"
Novelty shop items are more creepy than laugh-out-loud funny.
Inmate Bobby Blake (Laura Kightlinger) hosts talk show in women's prison.