Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: December 10th, 1994 Alec Baldwin Beastie Boys Christian Slater

Beastie Boys, "Sure Shot"

A Statement By Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders Dr. Joycelyn Elders (Ellen Cleghorne) delivers pro-masturbation speech. Alec Baldwin's Monologue Baldwin and Canteen Boy (Adam Sandler) promote awareness. Recurring Characters: Canteen Boy. Lexon Paradox (Repeat) See: 10/01/94. Santa Believers Cop (Kevin Nealon) tries to explain to suburban family that Santa Claus isn't real. L.A. Breast & Penis Plastic surgeons (Baldwin, Chris Elliot, Janene Garafalo) save train wreck victims. Japanese Game Show Larry Templeton (Chris Farley) is an unexpected and confused contestant. Beastie Boys perform "Sure Shot" Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald Rookie Cop Mangled body of gunshot victim causes a cavalcade of vomit in New York. The Young & The Youthful Wealthy Pierce (Baldwin) vs. mentally-challenged brother Petey (Baldwin). Family Road Trip Parents (Michael McKean, Janene Garafalo) battle kids during car ride. Beastie Boys perform "Ricky's Theme" & "Heart Attack Man" The Exotic Dancer Bride-to-be (Janene Garafalo) is scarred by unsexy exotic dancer (Chris Elliot). Celebrity Memorial Auction Auctioneers (Baldwin, Chris Elliot) have stolen celebrity items on the block. Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey What makes a jellyfish beautiful. Goodnights SNL Transcripts