December 17th, 1994
Hole, "Doll Parts"
A Christmas Message From the President & Mrs. Clinton
President Bill Clinton (Michael McKean) & Hillary (Janene Garafalo) distribute gifts.
: President Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton.
George Foreman's Monologue
Foreman jokes about how easy it is to beat up the cast.
Foreman is transported to 1939 to box Hitler (Mike Myers).
Foreman beats people up to help them look better.
Hole performs "Doll Parts"
Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald
Martha Stewart (Janene Garafalo) comments on Christmases past.
Two Guys From A Religious Cult (David Spade, Adam Sandler) review a restaurant.
: Martha Stewart, Two Guys From A Religious Cult, Leader.
Matt Foley: Motivational Trainer
Motivation from Matt Foley (Chris Farley) gives Foreman newfound will to hit people.
: Matt Foley.
Uncle Joe (Foreman) is pressured to sing at wedding reception.
The Incredible Hulk
Incredible Hulk (Foreman) balks at needless repetition of sketch.
Hole performs "Violet"
Chris Elliot's Bedtime Story
Chris Elliot asks Foreman to read him a bedtime story in the middle of the show.
"Stalking" by Bruce McCulloch
Woman (Janene Garafalo) is happy to chat with her stalker.
Jackie Stallone's Psychic Circle
Jackie Stallone (Janene Garafalo) promotes Sylvester, but mocks Frank.