February 25th, 1995
Black History Month
Ellen Cleghorne and Tim Meadows look for heroes among a dismal year.
George Clooney's Monologue
Clooney and a nurse (Molly Shannon) give an audience member (Tom Davis) a liver transplant.
Unlucky man (Chris Farley) is splashed by whale while losing co-ed (Janene Garafalo) to handsome gent (Clooney).
Fares with information to hide don't mind sharing with HBO.
: Jay Leno.
The Cranberries performs "Zombie"
Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald
Confused O.J. Simpson juror (Ellen Cleghorne) hasn't paid attention to the trial.
Clooney comments on the use of leeches on "Chicago Hope".
Kevin Nealon delivers a commentary for people with short attention spans.
Doctors keep their patients waiting endlessly.
Tales of Railroad Malfeasance
Applicant (Mark Mckinney) is asked bizarre questions during interview.
The Mack Reardon Story
The Cranberries performs "Ode To My Family"
Hank (Adam Sandler) grows weary as Beverly (Chris Farley) drones on about dining possibilities.
: Hank Gelfand, Beverly Gelfand.
Karaoke king (Bruce McCulloch) is unable to perform his song during contest.