Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: March 18th, 1995 Paul Reiser Annie Lennox None

Newt's Half-Sister Newt Gingrich (Chris Farley) meets with his lesbian half-sister (Mark McKinney). Recurring Characters: Newt Gingrich. Paul Reiser's Monologue Reiser assures the audience he's not an expert on the subject of dating. Where's Superman? Superman refuses to help save Earth from a meteor. Recurring Characters: Perry White, Lois Lane, Jimmy Olsen. Road To The Final Four Sportscasters (Reiser, Kevin Nealon) fake enthusiasm for women's basketball. Annie Lennox performs "No More I Love Yous" Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald Jeff Foxworthy (David Spade) explains "You might be a Tornado if..." Morons Frank Dippy (Adam Sandler) & Hank Doodle (Chris Farley) offer nothing. Recurring Characters: Jeff Foxworthy. Sparklebrite Toothpaste Ad campaign's inter-racial kiss may not be to toothpaste's advantage. Daily Affirmation Stuart Smalley (Al Franken) tries to counsel drunken cameraman (Chris Farley). Recurring Characters: Stuart Smalley. Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey Recalling lessons in sex on the farm. Aliens 4: Mad About You Aliens Wise-cracking Paul Buchman's (Reiser) alien wife births offspring. Dating In The Nineties Talk show panel believes Reiser to be sexually inexperienced. Annie Lennox performs "Train In Vain" One Brother Restaurant Greek restaurant's menu items take on their literal meanings. O'Callahan & Son Pub O'Callahan (Michael McKean) & Son (Jay Mohr) make fun of wimpy beverage choices. Goodnights SNL Transcripts