March 18th, 1995
Newt Gingrich (Chris Farley) meets with his lesbian half-sister (Mark McKinney).
: Newt Gingrich.
Paul Reiser's Monologue
Reiser assures the audience he's not an expert on the subject of dating.
Superman refuses to help save Earth from a meteor.
: Perry White, Lois Lane, Jimmy Olsen.
Road To The Final Four
Sportscasters (Reiser, Kevin Nealon) fake enthusiasm for women's basketball.
Annie Lennox performs "No More I Love Yous"
Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald
Jeff Foxworthy (David Spade) explains "You might be a Tornado if..."
Morons Frank Dippy (Adam Sandler) & Hank Doodle (Chris Farley) offer nothing.
: Jeff Foxworthy.
Ad campaign's inter-racial kiss may not be to toothpaste's advantage.
Stuart Smalley (Al Franken) tries to counsel drunken cameraman (Chris Farley).
: Stuart Smalley.
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
Recalling lessons in sex on the farm.
Aliens 4: Mad About You Aliens
Wise-cracking Paul Buchman's (Reiser) alien wife births offspring.
Dating In The Nineties
Talk show panel believes Reiser to be sexually inexperienced.
Annie Lennox performs "Train In Vain"
One Brother Restaurant
Greek restaurant's menu items take on their literal meanings.
O'Callahan & Son Pub
O'Callahan (Michael McKean) & Son (Jay Mohr) make fun of wimpy beverage choices.