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  Season 21: Episode 1


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September 30th, 1995

Mariel Hemingway

Blues Traveler

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Beth McCarthy-Miller

Lorne Michaels

Steve Higgins

Adam McKay

O.J. Today
Summary: Bill McDonald (Will Ferrell) and the O.J. coverage gang segue to footage of Johnnie Cochran (Tim Meadows) dissuading use of the "evidence card" during the O.J. Simpson trial.

Recurring Characters: Bill McDonald, Johnnie Cochran, Robert Shapiro, F. Lee Bailey, Barry Scheck, Judge Lance Ito.

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Montage
Note: Prince (during the time he changed his name to a symbol) was scheduled as musical guest, but he backed out at the last minute.


Mariel Hemingway's Monologue
Summary: Mariel Hemingway introduces viewers to the new cast of "Saturday Night Live", focusing her attention on all the women and planting them with kisses.

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A.M. Ale
Summary: Why wait until the afternoon, when you start your morning off right.

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Get Off The Shed!
Summary: Dad Frank Henderson (Will Ferrell) threatens kids during backyard barbecue.

Recurring Characters: Frank Henderson

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Nightline
Summary: Colin Powell (Tim Meadows) gloats over Bob Dole (Norm MacDonald) during "Nightline" interview with Ted Koppell (Darrell Hammond).

Recurring Characters: Ted Koppel, Bob Dole.

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Leg Up!
Summary: Elizabeth Berkeley (Hemingway) shocks hosts Ann Miller (Molly Shannon) and Debby Reynolds (Cheri Oteri) with a pole dance demonstration.

Recurring Characters: Debbie Reynolds, Ann Miller.

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Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald
Summary: Nancy Walls reads a handful of news stories that elicit sad head-shaking from herself and Norm MacDonald.


Blues Traveler performs "Run-Around"


The Telephone
Summary: A housewife (Mariel Hemingway) asks her husband (Will Ferrell) to help get her off the phone with talkative relatives, but his attempts border more on creepy and disturbing than helpful.

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Spade in America
Summary: David Spade makes snide comments about the Unabomber and no-show musical guest, Prince.


A&E Biography
Summary: Host Jack Perkins (Darrell Hammond) offers the biography of Mariel Hemingway, who won her "Central Park West" role in favor of an acting quartet.

Recurring Characters: Jack Perkins.


Fuzzy Memories


Blues Traveler performs "Hook"


The Chicken Lady Show
Summary: The Chicken Lady (Mark McKinney) engage in discussion with other fetishists.


Goodnights



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