Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: Cameos: Bit Players:

September 30th, 1995 Mariel Hemingway Blues Traveler None Beth McCarthy-Miller Lorne Michaels Steve Higgins Adam McKay

O.J. Today

Summary: Bill McDonald (Will Ferrell) and the O.J. coverage gang segue to footage of Johnnie Cochran (Tim Meadows) dissuading use of the "evidence card" during the O.J. Simpson trial. Recurring Characters: Bill McDonald, Johnnie Cochran, Robert Shapiro, F. Lee Bailey, Barry Scheck, Judge Lance Ito. Transcript

Montage

Note: Prince (during the time he changed his name to a symbol) was scheduled as musical guest, but he backed out at the last minute.

Mariel Hemingway's Monologue

Summary: Mariel Hemingway introduces viewers to the new cast of "Saturday Night Live", focusing her attention on all the women and planting them with kisses. Transcript

A.M. Ale

Summary: Why wait until the afternoon, when you start your morning off right. Transcript

Get Off The Shed!

Summary: Dad Frank Henderson (Will Ferrell) threatens kids during backyard barbecue. Recurring Characters: Frank Henderson Transcript

Nightline

Summary: Colin Powell (Tim Meadows) gloats over Bob Dole (Norm MacDonald) during "Nightline" interview with Ted Koppell (Darrell Hammond). Recurring Characters: Ted Koppel, Bob Dole. Transcript

Leg Up!

Summary: Elizabeth Berkeley (Hemingway) shocks hosts Ann Miller (Molly Shannon) and Debby Reynolds (Cheri Oteri) with a pole dance demonstration. Recurring Characters: Debbie Reynolds, Ann Miller. Transcript

Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald

Summary: Nancy Walls reads a handful of news stories that elicit sad head-shaking from herself and Norm MacDonald.

Blues Traveler performs "Run-Around"

The Telephone

Summary: A housewife (Mariel Hemingway) asks her husband (Will Ferrell) to help get her off the phone with talkative relatives, but his attempts border more on creepy and disturbing than helpful. Transcript

Spade in America

Summary: David Spade makes snide comments about the Unabomber and no-show musical guest, Prince.

A&E Biography

Summary: Host Jack Perkins (Darrell Hammond) offers the biography of Mariel Hemingway, who won her "Central Park West" role in favor of an acting quartet. Recurring Characters: Jack Perkins.

Fuzzy Memories

Blues Traveler performs "Hook"

The Chicken Lady Show

Summary: The Chicken Lady (Mark McKinney) engage in discussion with other fetishists.

Goodnights