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  Season 21: Episode 2







95b: Chevy Chase / Lisa Loeb & Nine Stories

Gangsta Bitch Barbie

.....Chevy Chase

FADE IN:

[ THE "MOTTEL" LOGO IN LOWER RIGHT CORNER ]

Announcer: Mottel Toys presents its new "street-life" division

[ Two little girls are chatting on an urban street corner. ]

Announcer: Hey girls!

[ The girls face the camera. ]

Announcer: Guess who's representing in the 9-5?

[ A ghetto Barbie in cornrows is placed in front of the camera. ]

Announcer: It's Gangsta Bitch Barbie!

[ One of the girls mouths "Wow!" Both then start playing with the new Barbie. ]

Announcer: All the ladies in the house are saying "Oh Yeah!"

[ The girls pound their fists up and down saying "Oh yeah! ]

Announcer: Barbie comes direct with Jolly Ranchers...

[ A hand displays a doll backpack. The backpack dispenses a little piece of paper and doll accessory cigarettes and Jolly Ranchers. ]

Announcer: A pack of Newports and a restraining order against 2 Pac Ken.

[ A hand rolls out Ken dressed as a thug, driving a black Jeep. ]

Announcer: Oh yeah, Ken! He's gotta be a roughneck!

[ The other girl plays with Ken. ]

Announcer: Hey Ken! Those pants are riding a little high... You sucka!

[ The little girl playing with Ken shows the THUG LIFE tattoo printed his torso. ]

Announcer: Don't forget to puff up those boxers! Don't even trip, Ken! Nobody wants to smell your stank-ass breath in their face, son!

[ The girl playing with Barbie uses the doll's hand to slap Ken. ]

[ GANGSTA BITCH BARBIE and 2 PAC KEN with JEEP STAGE DISPLAYED. ]

Announcer: Gangsta Bitch Barbie and 2 Pac Ken. Stupid toys for crazy-fun kids!!

Jingle:
"Gangsta Bitch Barbie!
She's going to fall for you!"

[ CLOSE UP ON BARBIE BOX: READS "POPS THAT COOCHIE!" ]

[ GANGSTA BITCH BARBIE BY HERSELF ]

Announcer: Street Life Toys. From Mottel.


Submitted by: Cody Downs


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