95b: Chevy Chase / Lisa Loeb & Nine Stories
Gangsta Bitch Barbie
[ THE "MOTTEL" LOGO IN LOWER RIGHT CORNER ]
Announcer: Mottel Toys presents its new "street-life" division
[ Two little girls are chatting on an urban street corner. ]
Announcer: Hey girls!
[ The girls face the camera. ]
Announcer: Guess who's representing in the 9-5?
[ A ghetto Barbie in cornrows is placed in front of the camera. ]
Announcer: It's Gangsta Bitch Barbie!
[ One of the girls mouths "Wow!" Both then start playing with the new Barbie. ]
Announcer: All the ladies in the house are saying "Oh Yeah!"
[ The girls pound their fists up and down saying "Oh yeah! ]
Announcer: Barbie comes direct with Jolly Ranchers...
[ A hand displays a doll backpack. The backpack dispenses a little piece
of paper and doll accessory cigarettes and Jolly Ranchers. ]
Announcer: A pack of Newports and a restraining order against 2 Pac Ken.
[ A hand rolls out Ken dressed as a thug, driving a black Jeep. ]
Announcer: Oh yeah, Ken! He's gotta be a roughneck!
[ The other girl plays with Ken. ]
Announcer: Hey Ken! Those pants are riding a little high... You sucka!
[ The little girl playing with Ken shows the THUG LIFE tattoo printed his torso. ]
Announcer: Don't forget to puff up those boxers! Don't even trip, Ken!
Nobody wants to smell your stank-ass breath in their face, son!
[ The girl playing with Barbie uses the doll's hand to slap Ken. ]
[ GANGSTA BITCH BARBIE and 2 PAC KEN with JEEP STAGE DISPLAYED. ]
Announcer: Gangsta Bitch Barbie and 2 Pac Ken. Stupid toys for crazy-fun kids!!
"Gangsta Bitch Barbie!
She's going to fall for you!"
[ CLOSE UP ON BARBIE BOX: READS "POPS THAT COOCHIE!" ]
[ GANGSTA BITCH BARBIE BY HERSELF ]
Announcer: Street Life Toys. From Mottel.
Submitted by: Cody Downs