Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: Cameos:

October 21st, 1995 David Schwimmer Natalie Merchant None Adam McKay Lisa Kudrow Jennifer Aniston Gary Coleman Barry Williams Jimmie Walker Jim Downey Colin Quinn

ABC News Special Report

Summary: Cokie Roberts (Nancy Walls) covers the action at the Washington, D.C. frat boy march staged by Darius Rucker (Tim Meadows). Recurring Characters: Peter Jennings, Cokie Roberts, Charlie Sheen.

Montage

David Schwimmer's Monologue

Summary: Lisa Kudrow, Jennifer Aniston, Gary Coleman, Barry Williams and Jimmy Walker surprise David Schwimmer by singing their respective theme songs to support for their friend's big night hosting SNL. Transcript

Grayson Moorhead Securities I

Summary: Arthur Grayson (Jim Downey) outlines his investment principles, including keeping a list of how much money each client has invested and to feign listening to the client. Recurring Characters: Arthur Grayson. Transcript

Kids vs. Grownups

Summary: Game show host (David Schwimmer) favors the adults, and that's tough cookies for the kids. Transcript

Grayson Moorhead Securities II

Summary: Arthur Grayson (Jim Downey) outlines more of his investment principles, including what to do if his wife cals while he's shagging his secretary. Recurring Characters: Arthur Grayson. Transcript

Rita DelVecchio

Summary: Italian mom Rita DelVecchio (Cheri Oteri) claims the toys thrown onto her porch by neighborhood kids as her own. Recurring Characters: Rita DelVecchio. Note: When Rita gets the hockey net tangled in her dress, Cheri Oteri accidentally mutters, "Look at this shit."

Fuzzy Memories

Summary: Jack Handey recalls the Thanksgiving his parents told him they couldn't afford to buy a turkey. Transcript

The Elevator

Summary: A businessman (David Schwimmer) seeks a normal ride up the elevator, only to find that his fellow passengers exhibit odd behaviors once the doors close. Transcript

Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald

Summary: Jim Breuer re-enacts his recent bar fight. Indian chief John Two Eagles Flying (Will Ferrell) comments on the Cleveland Indians performance at the World Series.

Natalie Merchant performs "Wonder"

Lyrics

Secrets

Summary: A group of friends are dismayed to learn their buddy Pete's (Darrell Hammond) secrets while waiting to surprise him in his apartment.

Spade in America

Summary: Jennifer Aniston is nonplussed by David Spade's Hollywood Minute style jokes about "Friends."

Slim Shannon

Summary: Shannon (Nancy Walls), a slim clothing clerk, acts insensitively to her plus-sized customers.

Natalie Merchant performs "Carnival"

Triumph Performers

Summary: Their disabilities won't stop a group of performers from being in show business.

Goodnights

Summary: David Schwimmer makes Cheri Oteri put a dollar in the Swear Jar for cursing during the Rita DelVecchio sketch. Transcript