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October 28th, 1995 Gabriel Byrne Alanis Morrisette None Bill Bradley Lamar Alexander Colin Quinn Cheryl Hardwick Lorne Michaels Chipper Jones Chrissy Hynde Mark Wohlers Tom Glavine Paula Pell

Halloween in New Hampshire

Summary: Republican Presidential hopefuls harass a suburban homeowner in New Hampshire on her doorstep on Halloween night. Recurring Characters: Bob Dole, Phil Gramm, Bill Clinton, Ross Perot. Transcript

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Gabriel Byrne's Monologue

Summary: As Gabriel Byrne explains that he won't be mocked by the usual Irish stereotypes, a liquor bottle (Fred Wolf) and a potato (Colin Quinn) dance behind his back.

Marshall Power Tools

Summary: John Marshall, Jr. (David Koechner) and his family members make great use of their power tools, despite their lack of body parts. Transcript

Mary Katherine Gallagher

Summary: Excitable Mary Katherine Gallagher (Molly Shannon) auditions for school talent show. Recurring Characters: Mary Katherine Gallagher. Transcript

Cooking With Keith

Summary: A stoned Keith Richards (Gabriel Byrne) hosts a cooking show with a little help from a pair of bimbos. Recurring Characters: Keith Richards. Transcript

Alanis Morissette performs "Hand In My Pocket"

Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald

Summary: Phil Donahue (Darrell Hammond) finds that he's easily overlooked thanks to Sally Jesse Raphael. Cheri Oteri acts immature with Molly Shannon, David Spade and Norm MacDonald during her editorial. Recurring Characters: Phil Donahue.

Miracles of Genetics

Summary: A doctor (Gabriel Byrne) who specializes in genetics introduces prospective parents (Mark McKinney, Nancy Walls) to the aged clone (Darrell Hammond) of their unborn child. Transcript

Spade in America

Summary: David Spade delivers a taped report from the World Series.

Alanis Morissette performs "All I Really Want"

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Special Ladies

Summary: Paying tribute to The Bridges of Madison County, romance author Robin Walker (Gabriel Byrne) reveals his preference for wooing much older ladies. Transcript

Rikers Island Guard

Summary: Riker's Island prison warden (Gabriel Byrne) dismisses a guard (Tim Meadows) with a fondness for being anally-raped by the inmates. Transcript

Goodnights

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