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  Season 21: Episode 5

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November 11th, 1995

Quentin Tarentino

Smashing Pumpkins


Paula Pell

Robert Hegyes

White House Kitchen
Summary: President Clinton (Darrell Hammond) pigs out on food in the White Huose kitchen, orders pizza, and apologizes to his supporters over the phone.

Recurring Characters: Bill Clinton.


Quentin Tarentino's Monologue
Summary: Quentin Tarantino sings "I'm Gonna Blow You A Kiss In The Wind" to honor live television.

Summary: The roach motel that lets you torture roaches for a cheap thrill!


Spartan Cheerleaders
Summary: High school losers Craig (Will Ferrell) and Arianna (Cheri Oteri) cheer for the Spartans even though they're not part of the cheerleading squad.

Recurring Characters: Craig, Arianna.


Clara Turley's Bible Challenge
Summary: Schemer Stan Hooper (Norm MacDonald) lies to trusting Clara Turley (Nancy Walls) in order to win money on her bible quiz show.

Recurring Characters: Stan Hooper.


Directors on Directing
Summary: Quentin Taratino admits to a talk show panel that he enjoys having sex with his lead actresses.


Smashing Pumpkins performs "Bullet With Butterfly Wings"

Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald
Summary: Tall-haired Don King (Tim Meadows) won't admit to his own wrongdoing. Fops Lucien (Mark McKinney) and Fagin (David Koechner) come out as huge Norm MacDonald fans.

Recurring Characters: Lucien, Fagin.

Leg Up
Summary: Debbie Reynolds (Cheri Oteri) and Ann Miller (Molly Shannon) have mistaken guest Quentin Taratino for a choreographer.

Recurring Characters: Debbie Reynolds, Ann Miller.

Summary: The massive fluids from crushed mosquitoes dominate a white trash campfire discussion.

Spade in America
Summary: David Spade introduces Robert Hegyes to Quentin Tarantino with the hopes of launching a film career for John Travolta's former sitcom.

Smashing Pumpkins performs "Zero"

All Aboard!
Summary: An elderly train engineer (Quentin Taratino) enjoys beating up anyone he considers to be a hobo.


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