Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 21: Episode 5
November 11th, 1995
White House Kitchen
: President Clinton (Darrell Hammond) pigs out on food in the White Huose kitchen, orders pizza, and apologizes to his supporters over the phone.
: Bill Clinton.
Quentin Tarentino's Monologue
: Quentin Tarantino sings "I'm Gonna Blow You A Kiss In The Wind" to honor live television.
: The roach motel that lets you torture roaches for a cheap thrill!
: High school losers Craig (Will Ferrell) and Arianna (Cheri Oteri) cheer for the Spartans even though they're not part of the cheerleading squad.
: Craig, Arianna.
Clara Turley's Bible Challenge
: Schemer Stan Hooper (Norm MacDonald) lies to trusting Clara Turley (Nancy Walls) in order to win money on her bible quiz show.
: Stan Hooper.
Directors on Directing
: Quentin Taratino admits to a talk show panel that he enjoys having sex with his lead actresses.
Smashing Pumpkins performs "Bullet With Butterfly Wings"
Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald
: Tall-haired Don King (Tim Meadows) won't admit to his own wrongdoing. Fops Lucien (Mark McKinney) and Fagin (David Koechner) come out as huge Norm MacDonald fans.
: Lucien, Fagin.
: Debbie Reynolds (Cheri Oteri) and Ann Miller (Molly Shannon) have mistaken guest Quentin Taratino for a choreographer.
: Debbie Reynolds, Ann Miller.
: The massive fluids from crushed mosquitoes dominate a white trash campfire discussion.
Spade in America
: David Spade introduces Robert Hegyes to Quentin Tarantino with the hopes of launching a film career for John Travolta's former sitcom.
Smashing Pumpkins performs "Zero"
: An elderly train engineer (Quentin Taratino) enjoys beating up anyone he considers to be a hobo.