Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: Cameos:

November 11th, 1995 Quentin Tarentino Smashing Pumpkins None Paula Pell Robert Hegyes

White House Kitchen

Summary: President Clinton (Darrell Hammond) pigs out on food in the White Huose kitchen, orders pizza, and apologizes to his supporters over the phone. Recurring Characters: Bill Clinton.

Montage

Quentin Tarentino's Monologue

Summary: Quentin Tarantino sings "I'm Gonna Blow You A Kiss In The Wind" to honor live television.

Bug-Off

Summary: The roach motel that lets you torture roaches for a cheap thrill! Transcript

Spartan Cheerleaders

Summary: High school losers Craig (Will Ferrell) and Arianna (Cheri Oteri) cheer for the Spartans even though they're not part of the cheerleading squad. Recurring Characters: Craig, Arianna. Transcript

Clara Turley's Bible Challenge

Summary: Schemer Stan Hooper (Norm MacDonald) lies to trusting Clara Turley (Nancy Walls) in order to win money on her bible quiz show. Recurring Characters: Stan Hooper. Transcript

Directors on Directing

Summary: Quentin Taratino admits to a talk show panel that he enjoys having sex with his lead actresses. Transcript

Smashing Pumpkins performs "Bullet With Butterfly Wings"

Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald

Summary: Tall-haired Don King (Tim Meadows) won't admit to his own wrongdoing. Fops Lucien (Mark McKinney) and Fagin (David Koechner) come out as huge Norm MacDonald fans. Recurring Characters: Lucien, Fagin.

Leg Up

Summary: Debbie Reynolds (Cheri Oteri) and Ann Miller (Molly Shannon) have mistaken guest Quentin Taratino for a choreographer. Recurring Characters: Debbie Reynolds, Ann Miller.

Campfire

Summary: The massive fluids from crushed mosquitoes dominate a white trash campfire discussion.

Spade in America

Summary: David Spade introduces Robert Hegyes to Quentin Tarantino with the hopes of launching a film career for John Travolta's former sitcom.

Smashing Pumpkins performs "Zero"

All Aboard!

Summary: An elderly train engineer (Quentin Taratino) enjoys beating up anyone he considers to be a hobo.

Goodnights