Saturday Night Live Transcripts


  Season 21: Episode 6


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November 18th, 1995

Laura Leighton

Rancid

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Paula Pell

Sam Waterston

Grant Show

Sean Penn

Air Force One
Summary: While President Clinton lives it up in First Class, Bob Dole (Norm MacDonald) and Newt Gingrich (Darrell Hammond) must settle for the third world conditions of flying Coach.

Recurring Characters: Bob Dole, Newt Gingrich.

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Montage


Laura Leighton's Monologue
Summary: Laura Leighton's biggest fans, Lucien (Mark McKinney) and Fagan (David Koechner), lavish their idol with flowers, reference favorite episodes, and present her with a portrait of themselves enjoying her performance on "Melrose Place".

Recurring Characters: Lucien, Fagan.

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Old Glory Insurance
Summary: Sam Waterston endorses the insurance plan that protects elderly people against robot attacks.

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The Fortune Teller
Summary: A skeptical customer (Norm MacDonald) makes fun of a fortune teller (Laura Leighton) after she incorrectly states the name of his hometown.

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Home For The Holidays
Summary: Time-Life videotape series catalogues a series of family fights over the Thanksgiving holidays.

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What a Woman Wants
Summary: Female hosts (Laura Leighton, Molly Shannon) have all the answers.


Cydney
Summary: In a nightmare dream sequence on "Melrose Place", Sydney (Laura Leighton) is harrassed by annoying midgets during a perfume commercial shoot.

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Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald
Summary: Norm MacDonald is twice the victim of a Howard Stern supporter posing as a serious commentator. Local resident Joe Blow (Colin Quinn) delivers neighborhood news items from his block.

Recurring Characters: Joe Blow.


Rancid performs "Roots Radical"


Roberta
Summary: The presence of bland co-worker Roberta (Cheri Oteri) ruins a businesswoman's (Laura Leighton) party.

Recurring Characters: Roberta.


Spade in America
Summary: Sean Penn agrees to an interview with David Spade as long as he can give the "SNL" star a tattoo.

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Self-Punishment
Summary: Tommy (Jim Breuer) tortures himself for making mistakes at the office.

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Rancid performs "Ruby Soho"


Git With You
Summary: Crossing paths on a stret corner, a homeboy (Tim Meadows) tells a businesswoman (Laura Leighton) that he wants to "git" with her.

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Goodnights
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