Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: Cameos:

November 18th, 1995 Laura Leighton Rancid None Paula Pell Sam Waterston Grant Show Sean Penn

Flying Coach

Summary: While President Clinton lives it up in First Class, Bob Dole (Norm MacDonald) and Newt Gingrich (Darrell Hammond) must settle for the third world conditions of flying Coach. Recurring Characters: Bob Dole, Newt Gingrich.

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Laura Leighton's Monologue

Summary: Laura Leighton's biggest fans, Lucien (Mark McKinney) and Fagan (David Koechner), lavish their idol with flowers, reference favorite episodes, and present her with a portrait of themselves enjoying her performance on "Melrose Place". Recurring Characters: Lucien, Fagan. Transcript

Old Glory Insurance

Summary: Sam Waterston endorses the insurance plan that protects elderly people against robot attacks. Transcript

The Fortune Teller

Summary: A skeptical customer (Norm MacDonald) makes fun of a fortune teller (Laura Leighton) after she incorrectly states the name of his hometown. Transcript

Home For The Holidays

Summary: Time-Life videotape series catalogues a series of family fights over the Thanksgiving holidays. Transcript

What a Woman Wants

Summary: Female hosts (Laura Leighton, Molly Shannon) have all the answers.

Cydney

Summary: In a nightmare dream sequence on "Melrose Place", Sydney (Laura Leighton) is harrassed by annoying midgets during a perfume commercial shoot. Transcript

Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald

Summary: Norm MacDonald is twice the victim of a Howard Stern supporter posing as a serious commentator. Local resident Joe Blow (Colin Quinn) delivers neighborhood news items from his block. Recurring Characters: Joe Blow.

Rancid performs "Roots Radical"

Roberta

Summary: The presence of bland co-worker Roberta (Cheri Oteri) ruins a businesswoman's (Laura Leighton) party. Recurring Characters: Roberta.

Spade in America

Summary: Sean Penn agrees to an interview with David Spade as long as he can give the "SNL" star a tattoo. Transcript

Self-Punishment

Summary: Tommy (Jim Breuer) tortures himself for making mistakes at the office.

Rancid performs "Ruby Soho"

Git With You

Summary: Crossing paths on a stret corner, a homeboy (Tim Meadows) tells a businesswoman (Laura Leighton) that he wants to "git" with her. Transcript

Goodnights

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