Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 21: Episode 7

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December 2nd, 1995

Anthony Edwards

Foo Fighters


Lorne Michaels

Inside Politics
Summary: Republicans hold an anti-war rally to spite the Bosnia policy.

Recurring Characters: .


Anthony Edwards' Monologue
Summary: Anthony Edwards find that he can't stack up against rejected "ER" character Swabby (David Koechner).

Grimaldi's Classic Creations
Summary: Their eternal crying Jesus figurine is cute, yet annoying.


The Joe Pesci Show
Summary: While hosting his own talk show, actor Joe Pesci (Jim Breuer) abuses the former co-stars he's welcomed as guests.

Recurring Characters: Joe Pesci, Sharon Stone, Macauley Culkin.

Summary: Ted Koppel (Darrell Hammond) discusses health care issues with a series of fictional doctors.

Recurring Characters: Ted Koppel.

Mary Katherine Gallagher
Summary: Mary Katherine Gallagher (Molly Shannon) shows off at a wedding reception.

Recurring Characters: Mary Katherine Gallagher.

Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald
Summary: Norm MacDonald's nervous brother, Gary MacDonald (David Koechner), attempts to survive in Norm's shadow.

Recurring Characters: Gary MacDonald.

Foo Fighters performs "I'll Stick Around"

G-Dog Does The Nasty
Summary: G-Dog (Tim Meadows) throws his back out while doing his Nasty Dance.

Recurring Characters: G-Dog.


Spade in America
Summary: David Spade re-enacts a Thanksgiving barroom encounter with his father.

Turning Point
Summary: Princess Diana (Anthony Edwards) shows off her loopy side during a serious interview.

Recurring Characters: Princess Diana.

Foo Fighters performs "For All The Cows"

The Hulk Hogan Talk Show!!!
Summary: A former hostage (Anthony Edwards) attempts to endure a normal interview with Hulk Hogan's fill-in host (Will Ferrell), though the show's usual features get in the way.


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