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  Season 21: Episode 11


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January 20th, 1996

Alec Baldwin

Tori Amos

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Nightline
Summary: Dissolution of Michael Jackson (Tim Meadows) marriage is a blow for Ted Koppel (Darrell Hammond).

Recurring Characters: Ted Koppel, Michael Jackson.


Montage


Alec Baldwin's Monologue
Summary: Fops Lucien (Mark McKinney) and Fagan (David Koechner) help Alec Baldwin express love for his wife Kim Basinger. following the birth of their first child.

Also Hosted: 89r, 90n, 92m, 93m, 94h, 96n, 98i, 00p, 01r, 03f, 05h, 95k, 06e.

Recurring Characters: Lucien, Fagan.


Marshall Power Tools
Summary: John Marshall, Jr. (David Koechner) and his family members make great use of their power tools, despite their lack of body parts.

Note: Repeat from 10/28/95.


Spartan Cheerleaders
Summary: Craig (Will Ferrell) and Arianna (Cheri Oteri) provide unwelcomed cheers at a chess tournament.

Recurring Characters: Craig, Arianna.

Transcript


The Joe Pesci Show
Summary: Robert DeNiro (Alec Baldwin) helps Joe Pesci (Jim Breuer) assault celebrity guests Mel Gibson (Mark McKinney), Danny Glover (Tim Meadows) and Brad Pitt (David Spade).

Recurring Characters: Joe Pesci, Robert DeNiro.

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Literary Theatre
Summary: Fops Lucien (David Koechner) and Fagin (Mark McKinney) present an adaptation of "Dense & Denisibility."

Recurring Characters: Lucien, Fagin.


Tori Amos performs "Caught A Lite Sneeze"
Bio: Tori Amos (1963-) re-introduced the piano as a rock instrument, with her haunting, semiconfessional piano ballads, influenced by the likes of Kate Bush and Joni Mitchell.

Lyrics


Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald
Summary: Joe Blow (Colin Quinn) tries to establish a rapport with Norm MacDonald.

Recurring Characters: Joe Blow.


Buckwell's Follies
Summary: Henry Buckwell (Alec Baldwin) embarasses himself while running for governor by shooting Lassie, cursing at a baby, and wiping his ass with the American flag and another baby.

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Fuzzy Memories
Summary: Jack Handey recalls his days playing Pirate with his friends.


Accidentally Shot By Hunters
Summary: People who resemble wild animals can't seem to avoid being struck by a hunter's (Will Ferrell) bullets.


Alec's Belated Season's Greetings
Summary: Alec Baldwin covers all his bases while recording belated video Christmas greetings.

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She
Summary: Shipmates (Alec Baldwin, Mark McKinney) use gender-identifiers for their seacraft, but not for their women.

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Tori Amos performs "Hey Jupiter"


Tales of Bill Brasky
Summary: Drunk businessmen (Will Ferrell, David Koechner, Mark McKinney, Alec Baldwin) praise the mythical man-beast named Bill Brasky.

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Goodnights
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