February 10th, 1996
Danny Aiello
Coolio
Larry Brown
Chris Farley
Inside Politics
Summary: Steve Forbes (Mark McKinney) and Bob Dole (Norm MacDonald) answer questions. Recurring Characters: Bob Dole, Steve Forbes, Bernard Shaw, Bobbi Batista.
Montage
Danny Aiello's Monologue
Summary: Danny Aiello sings "Chubby Clementine."
Ma's Spaghetti Sauce
Summary: A comment about Ma's (Cheri Oteri) spaghetti sauce sets off violence among the family at the dinner table.
The Kevin Franklin Show
Summary: Kevin Franklin (Tim Meadows) is consistently and admittedly wrong about the things he says. Recurring Characters: Kevin Franklin.
Time-Life's Valentine's Day Arguments
Summary: Time-Life videotape series catalogues a series of family fights over the Valentine's Day holiday. Recurring Characters: Steve, Cindy.
Althea
Summary: Hyperactive little girl Althea (Cheri Oteri) annoys the bus driver (Danny Aiello) during long ride. Recurring Characters: Althea.
Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald
Summary: Norm MacDonald's brother Gary (David Koechner) free-associates a commentary on the Republican Party. Larry Brown comments about the Superbowl spread. Recurring Characters: Gary MacDonald.
Coolio performs "1, 2, 3, 4"
Spade in America
Summary: Special guest Newt Gingrich (Chris Farley) delivers a desperate plug for "Black Sheep."
Hi-C & Turkey
Summary: An insurance salesman (Danny Aiello) is very open about his love for Hi-C and turkey.
Coolio performs "Gangsta's Paradise"
Martha Stewart Living
Summary: Martha Stewart (Nancy Walls) tries to deny her New Jersey background. Recurring Characters: Martha Stewart.
Fuzzy Memories
Summary: Jack Handy recalls tricking his brother into jumping off of the roof.