Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 21: Episode 12
February 10th, 1996
: Steve Forbes (Mark McKinney) and Bob Dole (Norm MacDonald) answer questions.
: Bob Dole, Steve Forbes, Bernard Shaw, Bobbi Batista.
Danny Aiello's Monologue
: Danny Aiello sings "Chubby Clementine."
Ma's Spaghetti Sauce
: A comment about Ma's (Cheri Oteri) spaghetti sauce sets off violence among the family at the dinner table.
The Kevin Franklin Show
: Kevin Franklin (Tim Meadows) is consistently and admittedly wrong about the things he says.
: Kevin Franklin.
Time-Life's Valentine's Day Arguments
: Time-Life videotape series catalogues a series of family fights over the Valentine's Day holiday.
: Steve, Cindy.
: Hyperactive little girl Althea (Cheri Oteri) annoys the bus driver (Danny Aiello) during long ride.
Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald
: Norm MacDonald's brother Gary (David Koechner) free-associates a commentary on the Republican Party. Larry Brown comments about the Superbowl spread.
: Gary MacDonald.
Coolio performs "1, 2, 3, 4"
Spade in America
: Special guest Newt Gingrich (Chris Farley) delivers a desperate plug for "Black Sheep."
Hi-C & Turkey
: An insurance salesman (Danny Aiello) is very open about his love for Hi-C and turkey.
Coolio performs "Gangsta's Paradise"
Martha Stewart Living
: Martha Stewart (Nancy Walls) tries to deny her New Jersey background.
: Martha Stewart.
: Jack Handy recalls tricking his brother into jumping off of the roof.