Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: Cameos:

February 17th, 1996 Tom Arnold Tupac Shakur None Paula Pell Adam Sandler

WMUR 9 CNN Debate

Recurring Characters: Bob Dole, Steve Forbes, Pat Buchanan, Alan Keyes.

Montage

Tom Arnold's Monologue

Summary: A clueless Tom Arnold fails to realize he's insulting cast members with his comments. Also Hosted: 91n, 92h.

The Life We Lead

Summary: To save money, a local station sprinkles news items into soap opera dialogue.

St. Gabriel's Bake Sale

Summary: Devout churchgoer Gail Lafferty (Nancy Walls) issues ass kickings. Recurring Characters: Gail Lafferty, Barb, Mary.

Tupac Shakur performs "California Love"

Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald

Summary: O.J. Simpson (Tim Meadows) phones an update in to Norm MacDonald. Joe Blow (Colin Quinn) gives more local news updates. Adam Sandler sings "Dip Doodle", a song about his grandmother. Recurring Characters: Joe Blow.

Miracles of Science

Summary: Despite having an oversized head, Gus "Braniac" Grady (Arnold) is not all that smart.

Naive Mrs. Kogen

Summary: Mrs. Kogen (Jim Breuer) naively insists to Officer Markell (Tom Arnold) that her son (Colin Quinn) is not a criminal.

Gerald Tibbins

Summary: Gerald "T-Bone" Tibbins (David Koechner) readies a patient (Tom Arnold) for surgery. Recurring Characters: Gerald Tibbins.

Fuzzy Memories

Summary: Jack Handy recalls his dad's woodpecker-induced suicide.

Tupac Shakur performs "I Ain't Mad At Cha"

Tree Slice Display

Summary: Criminal ranger Ron Blanston (Tom Arnold) uses tree slice to illustrate his mission.

Petchow

Summary: Hank Petchow's (Will Ferrell) rat poison is dusguised as dog food so as fool its intended victims. Transcript

Goodnights

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