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  Season 21: Episode 14

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Musical Guest:

Special Guests:


February 24th, 1996

Elle MacPherson



Hugh Fink

Paula Pell

Bully Pat Buchanan
Summary: Acting as bully, Pat Buchanan (David Koechner) forces a donation out of Steve Forbes (Mark McKinney).

Recurring Characters: Pat Buchanan, Steve Forbes, Bob Dole.


Elle MacPherson's Monologue
Summary: As Elle MacPherson addresses the audience, an on-screen text discusses the layout of her body.

A.M. Ale
Summary: Why wait until the afternoon, when you start your morning off right?

Note: Repeat from 09/30/95.

Spartan Cheerleaders
Summary: Craig (Will Ferrell) and Arianna (Cheri Oteri) provide unwanted cheers at a swim meet.

Recurring Characters: Craig, Arianna.

Winston Graff Recording Session
Summary: TV catchphrases dominate the jazz melodies of pianist Winston Graff's (Tim Meadows) recording session.

Mary Katherine Gallagher
Summary: Mary Katherine Gallagher (Molly Shannon) competes in the Fresh Face teen modeling contest.

Recurring Characters: Mary Katherine Gallagher, Shelley Peterbuilt.

Sting performs "Let Your Soul Be Your Pilot"
Also Performed: 87a, 90k, 92n, 96o, 99f.

Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald
Summary: Lucien (David Koechner) and Fagin (Mark McKinney) are still huge Norm MacDonald fans.

Recurring Characters: Lucien, Fagin.

Redenbacher Holiday Theatre
Summary: Sports Illustrated's annual swimsuit issue is presented as a holiday special.

Recurring Characters: Gerald Tibbins, Mickey the Dyke.

Stan Hooper in the Hospital
Summary: Upon waking from a coma, Stan Hooper (Norm MacDonald) believes his attractive sister (Elle MacPherson) to be his wife (Cheri Oteri).

Recurring Characters: Stan Hooper.


Sting performs "You Still Touch Me"

Summary: The dirty talk of Australian phone sex operators is difficult to understand.


Fuzzy Memories
Summary: Jack Handy recalls his mom's fancy Easter egss.

First Date Manners
Summary: John (Jim Breuer) is lenient with his rude, yet attractive, blind date, Laura (Elle MacPherson).

Fuzzy Memories
Summary: Jack Handey recalls a family crisis.

Note: Repeat from 12/16/95.


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