Saturday Night Live Transcripts
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Season 21: Episode 14
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Special Guests:
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February 24th, 1996
Elle MacPherson
Sting
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Hugh Fink
Paula Pell
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Bully Pat Buchanan
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Summary: Acting as bully, Pat Buchanan (David Koechner) forces a donation out of Steve Forbes (Mark McKinney).
Recurring Characters: Pat Buchanan, Steve Forbes, Bob Dole.
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Elle MacPherson's Monologue
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Summary: As Elle MacPherson addresses the audience, an on-screen text discusses the layout of her body.
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A.M. Ale
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Summary: Why wait until the afternoon, when you start your morning off right?
Note: Repeat from 09/30/95.
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Spartan Cheerleaders
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Summary: Craig (Will Ferrell) and Arianna (Cheri Oteri) provide unwanted cheers at a swim meet.
Recurring Characters: Craig, Arianna.
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Winston Graff Recording Session
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Summary: TV catchphrases dominate the jazz melodies of pianist Winston Graff's (Tim Meadows) recording session.
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Mary Katherine Gallagher
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Summary: Mary Katherine Gallagher (Molly Shannon) competes in the Fresh Face teen modeling contest.
Recurring Characters: Mary Katherine Gallagher, Shelley Peterbuilt.
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Sting performs "Let Your Soul Be Your Pilot"
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Also Performed: 87a, 90k, 92n, 96o, 99f.
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Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald
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Summary: Lucien (David Koechner) and Fagin (Mark McKinney) are still huge Norm MacDonald fans.
Recurring Characters: Lucien, Fagin.
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Redenbacher Holiday Theatre
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Summary: Sports Illustrated's annual swimsuit issue is presented as a holiday special.
Recurring Characters: Gerald Tibbins, Mickey the Dyke.
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Stan Hooper in the Hospital
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Summary: Upon waking from a coma, Stan Hooper (Norm MacDonald) believes his attractive sister (Elle MacPherson) to be his wife (Cheri Oteri).
Recurring Characters: Stan Hooper.
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Sting performs "You Still Touch Me"
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1-600-AUSSIE
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Summary: The dirty talk of Australian phone sex operators is difficult to understand.
Transcript
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Fuzzy Memories
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Summary: Jack Handy recalls his mom's fancy Easter egss.
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First Date Manners
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Summary: John (Jim Breuer) is lenient with his rude, yet attractive, blind date, Laura (Elle MacPherson).
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Fuzzy Memories
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Summary: Jack Handey recalls a family crisis.
Note: Repeat from 12/16/95.
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