Saturday Night Live Transcripts
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Season 21: Episode 15
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March 16th, 1996
John Goodman
Everclear
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Lorne Michaels
Elle MacPherson
Kurt Loder
Andy Murphy
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20/20
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Summary: Chris Darden (Tim Meadows) recalls an affair he had with Marcia Clark (Nancy Walls).
Recurring Characters: Barbara Walters, Hugh Downs, Marcia Clark.
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John Goodman's Monologue
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Summary: Now that he's hosting SNL for the 7th time, John Goodman has the power to make the cast do anything he wants them to.
Also Hosted: 89g, 90g, 91o, 92o, 93s, 94p, 96s, 97l, 98q, 99r, 01s.
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Grayson Moorhead Securities I
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Summary: Arthur Grayson (Jim Downey) outlines his investment principles, including keeping a list of how much money each client has invested and to feign listening to the client.
Note: Repeat from 10/21/95.
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MTV News
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Summary: Kurt Loder gives a quick music news briefing.
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The Real World I
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Summary: Bob Dole (Norm MacDonald) won't let his younger housemates touch his peanut butter or use his favorite chair.
Recurring Characrters: Bob Dole.
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The Joe Pesci Show
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Summary: Joe Pesci (Jim Breuer) and a heavyset Robert DeNiro (John Goodman) assault Oscar winners.
Recurring Characters: Joe Pesci, Robert DeNiro, Richard Dreyfuss, Maria Tomei.
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The Real World II
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Summary: The younger housemates take further offense to Bob Dole's (Norm MacDonald) behavior.
Recurring Characrters: Bob Dole.
Transcript
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Substitute Teacher Suel Forrester
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Summary: Students can't understand substitute teacher Suel Forrestor's (Chris Kattan) mangled English.
Recurring Characters: Suel Forrestor.
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The Real World III
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Summary: Bob Dole's (Norm MacDonald) younger housemates finally kick him out.
Recurring Characrters: Bob Dole.
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Everclear performs "Santa Monica"
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Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald
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Summary: Colin Quinn comments on St. Patrick's Day.
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Fecal Matters
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Summary: John Fecal (Mark McKinney) is obsessed with the discussion of fecal matter.
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Grayson Moorhead Securities II
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Summary: Arthur Grayson (Jim Downey) outlines more of his investment principles, including what to do if his wife cals while he's shagging his secretary.
Note: Repeat from 10/21/95.
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Gary MacDonald at Work
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Summary: Extremely nervous Gary MacDonald (David Koechner) free-associates amidst his company's downsizing procedures.
Recurring Characters: Gary MacDonald.
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Forbes America
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Summary: Steve Forbes (Mark McKinney) is the proud creator of his own personal America in a remote part of the world.
Recurring Characters: Steve Forbes.
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Bill Brasky's Buddies at Holiday Inn
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Summary: The drunk businessmen (Will Ferrell, David Koechner, Mark McKinney, John Goodman) further praise the mythological Bill Brasky.
Recurring Characters: Hank, Ted, Buddies.
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