Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: Cameos:

March 23rd, 1996 Phil Hartman Gin Blossoms None Lorne Michaels Adam McKay Paula Pell Dennis McNicholas

Heston's Advice to Dole

Summary: Charlton Heston (Phil Hartman) gives Bob Dole an image makeover. Recurring Characters: Bob Bole, Charlton Heston.

Montage

Phil Hartman's Monologue

Summary: After having performed an exceptional number of impressions over the years, Phil Hartman has lost sense of his real identity. Also Hosted: 96g. Transcript

BugOff

Summary: The roach motel that lets you torture roaches for a cheap thrill! Note: Repeat from 11/11/95.

Leg Up

Summary: Debbie Reynolds (Cheri Oteri) and Ann Miller (Molly Shannon) on a bygone era with Frank Sinatra (Phil Hartman). Recurring Characters: Debbie Reynolds, Ann Miller, Frank Sinatra.

Acting class

Summary: Acting teacher Bobby Coldsman (Phil Hartman) abuses his class of acting hopefuls while name-dropping the likes of Gordon Jump. Recurring Characters: Bobby Coldsman, Troy, Brian, Kelley. Transcript

Roxbury Guys

Summary: Brothers Steve (Will Ferrell) and Doug Butabi (Chris Kattan) try to attract women at the Roxbury club. Recurring Characters: Doug Butabi, Steve Butabi.

Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald

Summary: Frankenstein (Phil Hartman) makes a quick comment on budget cutbacks. Jesse Jackson (Darrell Hammond) comments about how black actors are being snubbed during the Academy Awards. Recurring Characters: Frankenstein, Jesse Jackson. Transcript

Gin Blossoms performs "Follow You Down"

You're The Man

Summary: While attempting an arrest, police office (Phil Hartman) tells guntoting Johnny DeSanto (Chris Kattan) that he's the man.

Spade in America

Summary: David Spade delivers a movie-oriented Hollywood Minute.

Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer

Summary: Naive-acting Cirroc (Phil Hartman) defends a tobacco company. Recurring Characters: Cirroc. Transcript

Gin Blossoms performs "Memphis Time"

Taddli

Summary: Talk show host Taddli (Mark McKinney) chastises his pot-smoking guests.

Fuzzy Memories

Summary: Jack Handey remembers the time as a kid when he stuck his head out of the car window and accidentally knocked a dog's head off. Note: Repeat from 12/16/95.

Goodnights