Saturday Night Live Transcripts


  Season 21: Episode 18


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April 20th, 1996

Teri Hatcher

Dave Matthews Band

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Steve Higgins

Paula Pell

Unabomber Defense Team
Summary: The Unabomber Ted Kaczynski (Will Ferrell) meets a group of defense attorneys who would like to handle his case.

Recurring Characters: Ted Kaczynski, Johnny Cochran, Leslie Abramson, F. Lee Bailey.

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Montage


Teri Hatcher's Monologue
Summary: Teri Hatcher is unable to recognize cast members whenever they're wearing glasses.

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Old Glory Insurance
Summary: Sam Waterston endorses the insurance plan that protects elderly people against robot attacks.

Note: Repeat from 11/18/95.


Mary Katherine Gallagher
Summary: Prop girl Mary Katherine Gallagher (Molly Shannon) vies for the role of Maria in "West Side Story."

Recurring Characters: Mary Katherine Gallagher, Sean Patrick Flannery.


Mood Music
Summary: A man (Chris Kattan) searches for the perfect seductive mood music to use on his date (Teri Hatcher).

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The Princess & The Homeboy
Summary: G-Dog (Tim Meadows) cramps a suburban princess' (Teri Hatcher) style, in a new comedy from NBC!

Recurring Characters: G-Dog.

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Spartan Cheerleaders
Summary: Craig (Will Ferrell) and Arianna (Cheri Oteri) part ways when he's offered the chance to be a real Spartan cheerleader.

Recurring Characters: Craig, Arianna.

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Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald
Summary: Golfer Greg "The Shark" Norman (Mark McKinney) ponderss a more appropriate nickname.

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Dave Matthews Band performs "Too Much"
Also Appeared: 94r, 00m, 03e.


Spade in America
Summary: David Spade (Teri Hatcher) and Teri Hatcher (David Spade) insult one another's careers.

Recurring Characters: David Spade, Teri Hatcher.

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The Local News
Summary: Average suburban man Joe Blow (Colin Quinn) hosts a local talk show in his basement.

Recurring Characters: Joe Blow, Uncle Frank, Janette Blow, Joe, Jr.


Fuzzy Memories
Summary: Jack Handey recalls a worm-eating bet from his childhood.


St. Gabriel's Rummage Sale
Summary: While on vist from an outside parish, Barb's (Cheri Oteri) cousin Sheila (Teri Hatcher) challenges Gail Lafferty's (Nancy Walls) authority.

Recurring Characters: Gail Lafferty, Barb, Mary.


Dave Matthews Band performs "So Much To Say"


Petchow Rat Poison
Note: Repeat from 02/17/96.


Goodnights



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