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  Season 21: Episode 19


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May 11th, 1996

Christine Baranski

The Cure

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Dennis Rodman

Ryn Shiraki

Wally Feresten

Hugh Fink

Steve Higgins

Paula Pell

Joe Dicso

Andy Murphy

Adam McKay

Dole/Rodman '96
Summary: Bob Dole (Norm MacDonald) announces his selection of Dennis Rodman for his running mate.

Recurring Characters: Tom Brokaw, Bob Dole, Christiane Amanpour, Bobbi Batista.


Montage


Christine Baranski's Monologue
Summary: During an audience Q&A session, Christine Baranski is made the victim of numerous Polish jokes.


A.M. Ale
Summary: Why wait until the afternoon, when you start your morning off right.

Note: Repeat from 09/30/95.


The Courtney Love Show
Summary: Courtney Love (Molly Shannon) interviews Marge Schott (Darrell Hammond) and Julie Andrews (Christine Baranski).

Recurring Characters: Courtney Love.

Transcript


Get Off The Shed II
Summary: Frank Henderson (Will Ferrell) yells at kids again.

Recurring Characters: Frank Henderson.

Transcript


20 Years and One Week
Summary: Barbara Walters (Cheri Oteri) reviews decades worth of celebrity interview clips.

Recurring Characters: Barbara Walters, Loni Anderson, Sean Penn, Tony Orlando, Richard Dreyfuss, Menachim Begin, Anwar Sadat, Burt Reynolds.


The Cure performs "Mint Car"


Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald
Summary: Gary MacDonald (David Koechner) tries to do "Weekend Update" as a gift for his and Norm's mom. Dennis Rodman flamboyantly reviews his new book.

Recurring Characters: Gary MacDonald.


Nightclub Singer
Summary: An off-key nightclub singer Sally Kings (Christine Baranski) receives audience sympathy because she's terminally ill.


Spade in America
Summary: David Spade's biggest fans, Lucien (David Koechner) and Fagin (Mark McKinney), spend the day with him.

Recurring Characters: Lucien, Fagin.


Rolf on Death Row
Summary: Rolf (Colin Quinn) gossips with his fellow death row inmates.

Recurring Characters: Rolf.


Goat Boy Sings Popular Songs of the 80's
Summary: Lab experiment Goat Boy (Jim Breuer)sings popular 80's hits.

Recurring Characters: Goat Boy.


New Personality Traits
Summary: Employee Brian Hughes (Jim Breuer) drastically changes his personality in order to win approval from his employers (Christine Baranski, Will Ferrell).


The Cure performs "Inbetween Days"


1-600-LANSING
Summary: Phone sex catered especially for residents of Lansing.


Fuzzy Memories
Summary: Jack Handey recalls a haunted house.


Goodnights



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