
Saturday Night Live Transcripts

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Season 21: Episode 19

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Special Guests:

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May 11th, 1996

Christine Baranski

The Cure

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Dennis Rodman

Ryn Shiraki

Wally Feresten

Hugh Fink

Steve Higgins

Paula Pell

Joe Dicso

Andy Murphy

Adam McKay
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Dole/Rodman '96
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Summary: Bob Dole (Norm MacDonald) announces his selection of Dennis Rodman for his running mate.

Recurring Characters: Tom Brokaw, Bob Dole, Christiane Amanpour, Bobbi Batista.
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Christine Baranski's Monologue
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Summary: During an audience Q&A session, Christine Baranski is made the victim of numerous Polish jokes.
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A.M. Ale
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Summary: Why wait until the afternoon, when you start your morning off right.

Note: Repeat from 09/30/95.
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The Courtney Love Show
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Summary: Courtney Love (Molly Shannon) interviews Marge Schott (Darrell Hammond) and Julie Andrews (Christine Baranski).

Recurring Characters: Courtney Love.

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Get Off The Shed II
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Summary: Frank Henderson (Will Ferrell) yells at kids again.

Recurring Characters: Frank Henderson.

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20 Years and One Week
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Summary: Barbara Walters (Cheri Oteri) reviews decades worth of celebrity interview clips.

Recurring Characters: Barbara Walters, Loni Anderson, Sean Penn, Tony Orlando, Richard Dreyfuss, Menachim Begin, Anwar Sadat, Burt Reynolds.
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The Cure performs "Mint Car"
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Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald
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Summary: Gary MacDonald (David Koechner) tries to do "Weekend Update" as a gift for his and Norm's mom. Dennis Rodman flamboyantly reviews his new book.

Recurring Characters: Gary MacDonald.
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Nightclub Singer
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Summary: An off-key nightclub singer Sally Kings (Christine Baranski) receives audience sympathy because she's terminally ill.
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Spade in America
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Summary: David Spade's biggest fans, Lucien (David Koechner) and Fagin (Mark McKinney), spend the day with him.

Recurring Characters: Lucien, Fagin.
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Rolf on Death Row
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Summary: Rolf (Colin Quinn) gossips with his fellow death row inmates.

Recurring Characters: Rolf.
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Goat Boy Sings Popular Songs of the 80's
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Summary: Lab experiment Goat Boy (Jim Breuer)sings popular 80's hits.

Recurring Characters: Goat Boy.
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New Personality Traits
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Summary: Employee Brian Hughes (Jim Breuer) drastically changes his personality in order to win approval from his employers (Christine Baranski, Will Ferrell).
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The Cure performs "Inbetween Days"
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1-600-LANSING
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Summary: Phone sex catered especially for residents of Lansing.
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Fuzzy Memories
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Summary: Jack Handey recalls a haunted house.
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