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  Season 22: Episode 2


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October 5th, 1996

Lisa Kudrow

Sheryl Crow

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David L. Lander

Paula Pell

Dole's Preparation
Summary: Bob Dole (Norm MacDonald) prepares for his next debate with President Clinton.

Recurring Characters: Peter Jennings, President Bill Clinton, Bob Dole, Ross Perot, Al Gore.


Montage


Lisa Kudrow's Monologue
Summary: Lisa Kudrow describes her fantasy dream date with the illusion that is "Saturday Night Live."


Caribbean Essence Bath Oil
Summary: The appearance of a Jamaican (Tracy Morgan) in the tub soothes the bathing experience.

Transcript


Singled Out
Summary: Mary Katherine Gallagher (Molly Shannon) tries for a date.

Recurring Characters: Jenny McCarthy, Mary Katherine Gallagher.


Air Traffic Controller Suel Forrester
Summary: Unintelligible aircraft controller Suel Forrester (Chris Kattan) manages to talk a stewardess (Lisa Kudrow) down from the air.

Recurring Characters: Suel Forrester.


TV Funhouse
Summary: Robert Smigel enjoys a little "Fun With Real Audio" by altering the actions and mannerisms of Larry King and Ross Perot during one of their many interviews.


Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald
Summary: President Bill Clinton (Darrell Hammond) reviews "Independence Day."

Recurring Characters: Bill Clinton.


Sheryl Crow performs "If It Makes You Happy"


Single & Loving It
Summary: Single life is not really as great as panel of women make it out to be.

Recurring Characters: Helen Madden.


The Randolph Hotel
Summary: A group of hotel bellmen (Jim Breuer, Chris Kattan, Will Ferrell) toss guests' luggage around the room.


Wymins Poetry Night
Summary: Lesbians recite original poetry.

Recurring Characters: Mickey The Dyke, Martina Navratilova.


Sheryl Crow performs "Love Is A Good Thing"


Ex-Con Gene
Summary: Ex-con Gene (Colin Quinn) is now a waiter, which makes a couple's (Mark McKinney, Lisa Kudrow) dining experience uncomfortable.

Recurring Characters: Gene the Ex-Con.


Brief Histories
Summary: The events that led to the invention of the Ferris Wheel are explored.

Transcript


Goodnights



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