Saturday Night Live Transcripts
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Season 22: Episode 2
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October 5th, 1996
Lisa Kudrow
Sheryl Crow
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David L. Lander
Paula Pell
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Dole's Preparation
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Summary: Bob Dole (Norm MacDonald) prepares for his next debate with President Clinton.
Recurring Characters: Peter Jennings, President Bill Clinton, Bob Dole, Ross Perot, Al Gore.
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Lisa Kudrow's Monologue
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Summary: Lisa Kudrow describes her fantasy dream date with the illusion that is "Saturday Night Live."
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Caribbean Essence Bath Oil
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Summary: The appearance of a Jamaican (Tracy Morgan) in the tub soothes the bathing experience.
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Singled Out
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Summary: Mary Katherine Gallagher (Molly Shannon) tries for a date.
Recurring Characters: Jenny McCarthy, Mary Katherine Gallagher.
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Air Traffic Controller Suel Forrester
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Summary: Unintelligible aircraft controller Suel Forrester (Chris Kattan) manages to talk a stewardess (Lisa Kudrow) down from the air.
Recurring Characters: Suel Forrester.
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TV Funhouse
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Summary: Robert Smigel enjoys a little "Fun With Real Audio" by altering the actions and mannerisms of Larry King and Ross Perot during one of their many interviews.
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Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald
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Summary: President Bill Clinton (Darrell Hammond) reviews "Independence Day."
Recurring Characters: Bill Clinton.
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Sheryl Crow performs "If It Makes You Happy"
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Single & Loving It
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Summary: Single life is not really as great as panel of women make it out to be.
Recurring Characters: Helen Madden.
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The Randolph Hotel
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Summary: A group of hotel bellmen (Jim Breuer, Chris Kattan, Will Ferrell) toss guests' luggage around the room.
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Wymins Poetry Night
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Summary: Lesbians recite original poetry.
Recurring Characters: Mickey The Dyke, Martina Navratilova.
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Sheryl Crow performs "Love Is A Good Thing"
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Ex-Con Gene
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Summary: Ex-con Gene (Colin Quinn) is now a waiter, which makes a couple's (Mark McKinney, Lisa Kudrow) dining experience uncomfortable.
Recurring Characters: Gene the Ex-Con.
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Brief Histories
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Summary: The events that led to the invention of the Ferris Wheel are explored.
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