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  Season 22: Episode 2





96b: Lisa Kudrow / Sheryl Crow

Caribbean Essence

Woman #1.....Molly Shannon
Woman #2.....Cheri Oteri
Couple.....Will Ferrell & Ana Gasteyer
Caribbean Gentleman.....Tracy Morgan

[ images of the Caribbean are shown ]

Announcer: The cool sand. The cool ocean breeze. The pleasing scent of coconut and papaya. The new essence of the Caribbean. Now you can experience it all, with Caribbean Essence bath oil. [ cut to Woman #1 relaxing in her bath, with a bottle of Caribbean Essence bath oil ] The moment that first drop enters your bath water, you're transformed into a Caribbean paradise. [ Caribbean gentleman rises out of Woman #1's tub, and lifts her into the air and runs into the sunset with her ] And in moments, Caribbean Essence bath oil will light you up and take you away.

[ dissolve into Woman #2 relaing in her bath ] Caribbean Essence's patented formula is a unique blend of herbs and fragrances will leave you so relaxed and refreshed, you feel like you're in a tropical paradise. [ the Caribbean Gentleman pokes out of Woman #2's bath bubbles, and carries her off into the sunset ] Other bath oil may have pretty bottles or fancy names, but Caribbean Essence is the only bath oil that lifts you up and takes you away. [ the Caribbean gentleman rises out of a couple's bath bubbles ]

Caribbean Gentleman: Come. Bathe with me! [ he carries the couple into the sunset ]

Announcer: Caribbean Essence Bath Oil. The very essence of the Caribbean. [ Caribbean gentleman pokes his out from a pile of ropical fruit and smiles at the camera ]


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