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  Season 22: Episode 4

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October 26th, 1996

Dana Carvey

Dr. Dre



Larry King Live
Summary: Larry King (Will Ferrell) moderates a no-holds-barred debate between Ross Perot (Dana Carvey) and other third-party candidates.

Recurring Characters: Larry King, Ross Perot.


Dana Carvey's Monologue
Summary: Dana Carvey and his recurring characters like to be these people for you.

Recurring Characters: Arianna.


Hey, Remember The 80's
Summary: George Michaels (Dana Carvey) waxes 1980's nostalgia with Goat Boy (Jim Breuer).

Recurring Characters: Goat Boy, George Michaels, Joseph Hazelwood.

The Barbara Walters Special
Summary: Barbara Walters (Cheri Oteri) and Elizabeth Dole (Ana Gasteyer) get chummy over the course of their interview.

Recurring Characters: Barbara Walters, Elizabeth Dole.

Tom Brokaw Pre-Tapes
Summary: Before heading out for a winterlong vacation, Tom Brokaw (Dana Carvey) records various versions of the potential death announcement for former President Gerald R. Ford.

Recurring Characters: Tom Brokaw.


Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald
Summary: Joe Blow (Colin Quinn) recalls scenes from Yankee Stadium.

Recurring Characters: Joe Blow.

Dr. Dre performs "Been There Done That"

Church Chat
Summary: Church Lady (Dana Carvey) riles up O.J. Simpson (Tim Meadows) and Madonna (Molly Shannon).

Recurring Characters: Church Lady, O.J. Simpson, Madonna.

Bob Dole's Time Tunnel
Summary: Bob Dole (Norm MacDonald) travels through time in order to stop a young Bill Clinton (Dana Carvey) from ever entering politics.

Recurring Characters: Bob Dole, Bill Clinton.

Rita Delvecchio
Summary: Rita (Cheri Oteri) deals with pranksters and trick-or-treaters in her front yard.

Recurring Characters: Rita Delvecchio.

Phil Donahue & Johnny Carson: The Retirement Years
Summary: Johnny Carson (Dana Carvey) snickers over Phil Donahue's (Darrell Hammond) lost keys dilemma.

Recurring Characters: Phil Donahue, Johnny Carson.


Russell & Tate
Summary: Thugs Russell (Tim Meadows) and Tate (Tracy Morgan) use their legal skills to get your money.

Recurring Characters: Russell, Tate.



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