96d: Dana Carvey / Dr. Dre
Dana Carvey's Monologue
Dana Carvey: People say, "Why do you come back?" And I tell them,
honestly, really.. I come back to be with my friends..
[ starts singing ]
"There's a very special lady, who made us all smile
And an Austrian chap who pumped you up in a while.
There's Bush and Grumpy Old Man, of whom you're both so fond
'And I'm the one who always said, "Party on."'
I like to be these people for you!
I like to put on a wig and say, 'How do you do?'
I like repeating catchphrases like ''
I love to be these people for you!
I was Massive Headwound Harry, whose skull was cut in half
And Mr. Uneven Sideburns always made us laugh.
I was Buckwheat, and.. ('O-tay!') ..then everything was fine
And of course the Cheerleader was also mine."
Cheri Oteri: Dana, that's my character.
Dana Carvey: Cheri, play along with me.
Cheri Oteri: Hey! Who's that Spartan named Dana Carvey?
Dana Carvey: It's me! It's me! [ pause ] Here we go!
Dana's Character's and Cheri: [ singing ]
"We like to be these people for you!
We like to put on a wig and say, 'How do you do?'
We love to be.. these people.. [ Macarena ] ..hey Macarena.. for you!"
Dana Carvey: Dr. Dre is in the house! Stick around, we've got a