Saturday Night Live Transcripts


  Season 22: Episode 6


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November 16th, 1996

Robert Downey Jr.

Fiona Apple

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Lorne Michaels

Bob Dole

Elizabeth Dole

Evander Holyfield

Norm Meets Bob Dole
Summary: Bob Dole tells Norm MacDonald to quit doing his impression of him.

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Montage


Robert Downey Jr.'s Monologue
Summary: Robert Downey, Jr. shows incriminating slides from his summer vacation.

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The Spartans
Summary: Craig (Will Ferrell) and Arianna (Cheri Oteri) cheer at the bowling alley.

Recurring Characters: Craig, Arianna.

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A Message From the President of the United States
Summary: After eliminating all the people who had to vote for him, President Bill Clinton (Darrell Hammond) thanks the one person who truly voted for him.

Recurring Characters: President Bill Clinton.

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Don King Press Conference
Summary: Don King (Tim Meadows) speaks highly of Mike Tyson (Tracy Morgan).

Recurring Characters: Mike Tyson.

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TV Funhouse
Summary: In "Fun With Real Audio", Rob Smigel mangles interviews featuring participants of the O.J. Simpson trial.


Mr. Music
Summary: D.J. (Robert Downey, Jr.) plays inappropriate music at wedding reception.


Cobras
Summary: Gangleader (Norm MacDonald) is baffled when the members of his gang burst into choreographed song and dance.

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Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald
Summary: Bob Dole prevents Norm MacDonald from telling a joke about him.

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Fiona Apple performs "Shadowboxer"


Delicious Dish
Summary: Margaret Jo McCullen (Ana Gasteyer) and Teri Rialto (Molly Shannon) provide dull conversation on their culinary radio program.

Recurring Characters: Margaret Jo McCullen, Teri Rialto.

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Melanie's Make Out Party
Summary: Mary Katherine Gallagher (Molly Shannon) gets her first kiss from tough guy Brian Mahoney (Robert Downey, Jr.).

Recurring Characters: Melanie, Mary Katherine Gallagher.


The Streets of L.A.
Summary: L.A. detective's (Robert Downey, Jr.) drug banter seems appropriate for Robert Downey, Jr.'s lifestyle.

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Milsford Spring Water
Summary: Tom Bodet narrates the tale of the lynch mob responsible for great-tasting Milsford bottled water.

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Shopping At Home Network
Summary: Don West (Will Ferrell) and Eddie Lewis (Chris Kattan) hard sell a Shaq Plaque.

Recurring Characters: Don West, Eddie Lewis.

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Goodnights
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