Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: Cameos: Bit Players:

November 23rd, 1996 Phil Hartman Bush None Cliff Robertson Rodney Dangerfield Andy Murphy

O.J. TV Trial Reenactment

Summary: O.J. Simpson (Tim Meadows) causes shenanigans while being cross-exained in his latest trial. Recurring Characters: O.J. Simpson.

Montage

Phil Hartman's Monologue

Summary: Phil Hartman discusses his many endorsement deals. Transcript

Lux 420SL

Summary: Cliff Robertson endorses the car for crazy people. Transcript

House of Congress

Summary: M-TV VJ Kincaid (Ana Gasteyer) rambles television nostolgia with Jesse Helms (Darrell Hammond). Recurring Characters: Kincaid, Jesse Helms, Ted Kennedy.

TV Funhouse

Summary: In a cartoon by Rob Smigel, a ga-ga Michael Jackson makes a play for little boys.

Texaco

NEA Thanksgiving Songs

Summary: Members of the National Endowment for the Arts endure a series of Thanksgiving song auditions. Recurring Characters: Cinder Calhoun.

The Joe Pesci Show

Summary: Joe Pesci (Jim Breuer) and Frank Sinatra (Phil Hartman) give Michael Jackson (Tim Meadows) a hard time. Recurring Characters: Joe Pesci, Frank Sinatra, Michael Jackson, Debbie Rowe. Transcript

Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald

Summary: Rodney Dangerfield comments on what it's like to be 75 years-old.

Bush performs "Swallowed"

The Gossip Show

Summary: Hyper Julie Brown (Cheri Oteri) lets loose with government secrets. Recurring Characters: Julie Brown, Liz Smith, Michael Musto.

Acting Workshop

Summary: Acting teacher Bobby Colsman (Phil Hartman) continues to verbally abuse his acting students while name-dropping his D-List celebrity friends. Recurring Characters: Bobby Colsman, Troy, Brian Kelly.

Bush performs "Insect Kin"

Soldiers Not Coming Back

Summary: World War II general (Phil Hartman) tells his soldiers that most of them won't be coming back. Transcript

Froonga

Summary: The stacking wine glasses game is just the latest amusement from the dangerous Grelco product line. Transcript

Goodnights