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  Season 22: Episode 7


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November 23rd, 1996

Phil Hartman

Bush

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Cliff Robertson

Rodney Dangerfield

Andy Murphy

O.J. TV Trial Reenactment
Summary: O.J. Simpson (Tim Meadows) causes shenanigans while being cross-exained in his latest trial.

Recurring Characters: O.J. Simpson.


Montage


Phil Hartman's Monologue
Summary: Phil Hartman discusses his many endorsement deals.

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Lux 420SL
Summary: Cliff Robertson endorses the car for crazy people.

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House of Congress
Summary: M-TV VJ Kincaid (Ana Gasteyer) rambles television nostolgia with Jesse Helms (Darrell Hammond).

Recurring Characters: Kincaid, Jesse Helms, Ted Kennedy.


TV Funhouse
Summary: In a cartoon by Rob Smigel, a ga-ga Michael Jackson makes a play for little boys.


Texaco


NEA Thanksgiving Songs
Summary: Members of the National Endowment for the Arts endure a series of Thanksgiving song auditions.

Recurring Characters: Cinder Calhoun.


The Joe Pesci Show
Summary: Joe Pesci (Jim Breuer) and Frank Sinatra (Phil Hartman) give Michael Jackson (Tim Meadows) a hard time.

Recurring Characters: Joe Pesci, Frank Sinatra, Michael Jackson, Debbie Rowe.

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Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald
Summary: Rodney Dangerfield comments on what it's like to be 75 years-old.


Bush performs "Swallowed"


The Gossip Show
Summary: Hyper Julie Brown (Cheri Oteri) lets loose with government secrets.

Recurring Characters: Julie Brown, Liz Smith, Michael Musto.


Acting Workshop
Summary: Acting teacher Bobby Colsman (Phil Hartman) continues to verbally abuse his acting students while name-dropping his D-List celebrity friends.

Recurring Characters: Bobby Colsman, Troy, Brian Kelly.


Bush performs "Insect Kin"


Soldiers Not Coming Back
Summary: World War II general (Phil Hartman) tells his soldiers that most of them won't be coming back.

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Froonga
Summary: The stacking wine glasses game is just the latest amusement from the dangerous Grelco product line.

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Goodnights



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