96h: Martin Short / No Doubt
Martha Stewart Topless Christmas Special
Martha Stewart.....Ana Gasteyer
Martha Stewart Voiceover: I'm Martha Stewart. Join me next week,
when I'll share some old and new ideas for creating a truly
Announcer: "Martha Stewart's Home For the Holiday's Topless Christmas
Martha Stewart: [ sitting in her living room, topless ] Hi there. I'm
Martha Stewart. It's my favorite time of year. Sleigh rides, caroling -
these are just some of the things that remind us of Christmas.
[ cut to Martha in her Work Room ]
This is my Work Room, where we'll be making these corn husk garlands. You
can make them, too, in just 24 simple steps.
[ cut to close-up of Martha sitting in her kitchen ]
Also, we'll learn how to make beeswax candles. They really say Yuletide.
[ camera zooms out to reveal Martha only wearing a dickey ] And, I'll show
you how to make a festive holiday dickey out of an old turtleneck. I made
this one. I really treasure it.
[ cut to Martha walking through the woods with two male friends ]
Today, we're taking a field trip to my friend Tom Hardwick's Christmas tree
farm in the Hudson River Valley. [ glances skyward ] Oh, look, there's a
good one. [ they all walk towards it ]
[ cut to Martha back in her living room ]
So, join me, and my special guests, the Westport Boys Choir, for my
Christmas special, "Home For the Holidays". Even if you celebrate Chanukah,
it'll be a jolly good thing. [ Martha stands up and shakes her breasts
in front of the boys but behind her black censor box ]
Announcer: "Martha Stewart's Home For the Holidays Topless Christmas
Special". Wednesday night at 8:00. Parental discretion advised.