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A Message From the President of the United States
 President Clinton (Darrell Hammond) & Bob Dole (Norm MacDonald) make up.
Recurring Characters: President Bill Clinton, Bob Dole, Michael Jackson.
Rosie O'Donnell's Monologue
O'Donnell sings "I Got You Babe" with Penny Marshall & Whitney Houston.
Darnette Disposable Toilets
Why use the same toilet more than once?
Spartans
Craig (Will Ferrell) & Arianna (Cheri Oteri) perform cheers for Pepperidge Farms.
Recurring Characters: Craig, Arianna.
Mary Katherine Gallagher
Mary Katherine Gallagher (Molly Shannon) is school's Little Drummer Girl.
Recurring Characters: Mary Katherine Gallagher.
Delicious Dish
Margaret Jo (Ana Gasteyer) & Teri (Molly Shannon) discuss.
Recurring Characters: Margaret Jo McCullen, Teri Rialto.
TV Funhouse
The Ambiguously Gay Duo rescue Santa Claus.
Goat Boy sings "Silent Night"
Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald
Beavis & Butt-Head share the meaning of Christmas with Norm MacDonald.
Whitney Houston sings "I Believe In You & Me"
Rita Delvecchio
Rita (Cheri Oteri) makes amends with bickering neighbor Theresa (Penny Marshall).
Recurring Characters: Rita Delvecchio.
Russell & Tate
For Christmas, Russell (Tim Meadows) & Tate (Tracy Morgan) will get your money.
Recurring Characters: Russell, Tate witherspoon.
The Local News
Joe Blow (Colin Quinn) hosts talk show in basement.
Recurring Characters: Joe Blow.
Whitney Houston sings "I Go To The Rock"
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