Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: Cameos: Bit Players:

December 14th, 1996 Rosie O'Donnell Whitney Houston Penny Marshall Beavis & Butt-Head

A Message From the President of the United States

Summary: In the spirit of Christmas, President Bill Clinton (Darrell Hammond) and former Senate Majority Leader Bob Dole (Norm MacDonald) make up. Recurring Characters: President Bill Clinton, Bob Dole, Michael Jackson, Janet Reno, Debbie Rowe.

Montage

Rosie O'Donnell's Monologue

Summary: Rosie O'Donnell sings "I Got You Babe" with Penny Marshall and Whitney Houston.

Darnette Disposable Toilets

Summary: Why use the same toilet more than once? Transcript

Spartans

Summary: Craig (Will Ferrell) and Arianna (Cheri Oteri) perform cheers for Pepperidge Farms. Recurring Characters: Craig, Arianna.

Mary Katherine Gallagher

Summary: Mary Katherine Gallagher (Molly Shannon) performs as her school's Little Drummer Girl. Recurring Characters: Mary Katherine Gallagher. Transcript

Delicious Dish

Summary: Margaret Jo McCullen (Ana Gasteyer) and Teri Rialto (Molly Shannon) discuss gingerbread and citrus. Recurring Characters: Margaret Jo McCullen, Teri Rialto.

TV Funhouse

Summary: The Ambiguously Gay Duo rescues Santa Claus in "Don We Now... or Never".

A Christmas Greeting from Goat Boy

Recurring Characters: Goat Boy.

Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald

Summary: Beavis & Butt-Head share the meaning of Christmas with Norm MacDonald. Transcript

Whitney Houston sings "I Believe In You & Me"

Rita Delvecchio

Summary: Rita (Cheri Oteri) makes amends with bickering neighbor Theresa (Penny Marshall). Recurring Characters: Rita Delvecchio.

Russell & Tate

Summary: For Christmas, Russell (Tim Meadows) & Tate (Tracy Morgan) will get your money. Recurring Characters: Russell, Tate witherspoon.

The Local News

Summary: Joe Blow (Colin Quinn) hosts a talk show in his basement. Recurring Characters: Joe Blow.

Whitney Houston sings "I Go To The Rock"

Goodnights