
Saturday Night Live Transcripts

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Season 22: Episode 13

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February 15th, 1997

Chevy Chase

Live

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Nightline
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Summary: Ted Koppel (Darrell Hammond) interviews actresses Debbie Reynolds (Cheri Oteri), Madonna (Ana Gasteyer), and Courtney Love (Molly Shannon), who were all snubbed for this year's Oscar nominations.

Recurring Characters: Ted Koppel, Debbie Reynolds, Madonna, Courtney Love.
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Chevy Chase's Monologue
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Summary: Chevy Chase introduces his faux supportive family members.

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Home Security Decoys
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Summary: Bill Tasker (Mark McKinney) touts the menacing dummies that keep real criminals away.

Note: Repeat from: 10/19/96.
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White House For Sale
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Summary: President Bill Clinton's (Darrell Hammond) advisor (Chevy Chase) outlines the administration's desperate fundraising ploys.

Recurring Characters: President Bill Clinton, Bob Dole.

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O.J. Simpson Punitive and Compensatory Damages Telethon
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Summary: While emceeing his own telethon, O.J. Simpson (Tim Meadows) seems unfazed and surprised that donations aren't just rolling in.

Recurring Characters: O.J. Simpson, Mike Tyson, Harry Caray.
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The Culps
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Summary: Marty (Will Ferrell) & Bobbie Mohan-Culp (Ana Gasteyer) sing a medley at their at niece's Sweet 16 party.

Recurring Characters: Marty Culp, Bobbie Mohan-Culp.

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Smokey and the Bandit
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Summary: Re-mastered in time for its 20th anniversary re-release, "Smokey (Darrell Hammond) and the Bandit (Norm MacDonald)" now includes a deleted scene featuring a truck-driving Yoda.

Recurring Characters: Burt Reynolds, Jerry Reed.

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Charlie Rose
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Summary: Goat Boy (Jim Breuer) and Cow-Man (Chase) square off on Charlie Rose's (Mark McKinney) panel discussion.

Recurring Characters: Charlie Rose, Goat Boy, Leslie Abramson.
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Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald
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Summary: Colin Quinn comments on the President Clinton/Paula Jones scandal.

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Live performs "Lakini's Juice"
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7 Action News
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Summary: News anchor Jeff Proctor (Chevy Chase) can't stop himself from making up false stories.
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The Zimmermans
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Summary: Josh (Chris Kattan) and Laura Zimmerman (Cheri Oteri) play First Date to liven up their traditional married life.

Recurring Characters: Josh Zimmerman, Laura Zimmerman.
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Fitting Room
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Summary: To a man's (Norm MacDonald) chagrin, a janitor (Will Ferrell) and a store manager (Chevy Chase) peep on his wife (Molly Shannon) as she changes in a fitting room.
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Live performs "Heropsychodreamer"
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Chopper 4
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Summary: Mr. Caminetti (Chevy Chase) is vexed when news stand owner Andrew (Mark McKinney) can't stop talking about Chopper 4.

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