March 15th, 1997
A Message From the President of the United States
In light of injury, President Clinton (Darrell Hammond) outlines line of succession.
: President Bill Clinton, Janet Reno, Al Gore.
Sting wants support for the rainforest and creatures like Mr. Peepers (Chris Kattan).
: Mr. Peepers.
Juan Peron (Norm MacDonald) is baffled when Eva Perone (Ana Gasteyer) breaks into song.
Middle Agers want to get naked for their crusade.
The Laid Back Neutral MC's
Shopping At Home Network
Mark Hamill is up on Don (Will Ferrell) & Eddie's (Chris Kattan) sales block.
: Don, Eddie.
Rolf (Colin Quinn) spreads gossip with his fellow KKKers
Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald
Veruca Salt performs "Shutterbug"
The Brendan Boyle Show
Audience catches on that Irishman's (Sting) limericks all carry the same theme.
Mrs. Attebury (Ana Gasteyer) worries about daughter's (Molly Shannon) boyfriend (Sting).
: Mrs. Attebury, Mr. Attebury.
Kyle DeMarco (Chris Kattan) offers literal dance moves of Sting's music.
: Kyle DeMarco.
Race & Racism
Talk show host (Tim Meadows) can't keep topic away from "Ghostbusters".
Sting performs "My One & Only Love"