March 22nd, 1997
Aerosmith, "Fallin' In Love"
Barbara Walters Oscar Special
Barbara Walters (Cheri Oteri) drops catch phrases with Oscar nominees.
: Barbara Walters.
Mike Myers' Monologue
Myers sings of the joy of coming back to host SNL.
Mary Katherine Gallagher
Mary Katherine Gallagher auditions to be in latest Aerosmith video.
: Mary Katherine Gallagher.
Linda Richman (Myers) & cousin (Ana Gasteyer) sing Oscar medley.
: Linda Richman.
John Major (Myers) deals with unnecessary issues like the plight of Oasis.
Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald
Dominican Lou (Tracy Morgan) comments on the Academy Awards.
President Clinton (Darrell Hammond) reviews "Absolute Power".
: Dominican Lou, President Bill Clinton.
Aerosmith performs "Falling in Love"
Dieter (Myers) and lover (Will Ferrell) present the Insane Academy Awards.
Scottish Soccer Hooligan Weekly
Andy (Myers) & Ian (Mark McKinney) are discourteous to Irish soccer fan (Jim Breuer).
: Andy, Ian.
Aerosmith performs "Nine Lives"
Panelists discuss the nature of their early gray hairs.
Tito Jackson Album
Tito Jackson (Tracy Morgan) needs to eat, too, so buy his album.