Tito Jackson Album
Tito Jackson.....Tracy Morgan
Announcer: You remember him from such groups as The Jackson Five, and The Jacksons! But now, look out, America, 'cause he's on his own!
[ dissolve to Tito Jackson strumming his guitar ]
Tito Jackson: Hi! I'm Tito Jackson! You know, the heavyset fellow from The Jackson Fives? I played bass and didn't sing much, and I know what you're thinking - he's just another jealous, disgruntled older brother who wants some of his younger brother's money. [ abruptly stops strumming ] You damn right! That's why I put together my own CD: "I Gotta Eat, Too!"
Announcer: Written, produced, and performed by Tito Jackson. "I Gotta Eat, Too" offers up all of Tito's famous bass lines. Like..
[ Tito strums a familiar Jackson Five bass line ]
Tito Jackson: [ singing ] "I want you back!"
Announcer: You'll also get this classic from Tito:
[ Tito strums a riff that's not quite recognizable, until: ]
Announcer: Yeees! "Benny & The Jets"! And what about this bass line favorite:
[ Tito strums another unfamiliar bass riff ]
Announcer: That's right, it's "The Theme From Barney Miller"! And if you act now, you'll receive not only the new CD "I Gotta Eat, Too", but you'll also get Tito's new video: "I Told You I Need To Eat, Fool!" Where you can see all the famous dance moves Michael Jackson stole from Tito. Performed by the master himself - Tito!
[ Tito dances to Michael Jackson's "Thriller", until he's forced to take a seat and catch his breath with help from an oxygen mask ]
Announcer: Send $19.95 to Tito Jackson, I Gotta Eat Too, P.O. Box 12000, Empire Station, New York New York.
Tito Jackson: Hey..! What's y'all waiting on..? I gotta eat, too!
[ fade ]