Larry King's News & Views II Larry King.....Norm MacDonald [Bespectacled, suspender-wearing talk show host Larry King bends over his typewriter and cranks out his newspaper column.] Announcer: If you're still not reading "Larry King's News & Views" in USA Today, then God help you. Larry King: [into the camera] One of the great figures of the twentieth century has to be James Brolin. The more I think about it, the more I love chicken -- a great, great meat. If Timothy McVeigh is guilty of this terrible Oklahoma City bombing, then they should put that guy in jail for a long, long time. Announcer: This has been U.S.A. Today's "News & Views with Larry King." Larry King: You heard it here first, folks: John McEnroe was a hell of a tennis player. Submitted Anonymously SNL Transcripts