Larry King's News & Views II

Larry King.....Norm MacDonald

[Bespectacled, suspender-wearing talk show host Larry King bends over his typewriter and cranks out his newspaper column.]

Announcer: If you're still not reading "Larry King's News & Views" in USA Today, then God help you.

Larry King: [into the camera] One of the great figures of the twentieth century has to be James Brolin.

The more I think about it, the more I love chicken -- a great, great meat.

If Timothy McVeigh is guilty of this terrible Oklahoma City bombing, then they should put that guy in jail for a long, long time.

Announcer: This has been U.S.A. Today's "News & Views with Larry King."

Larry King: You heard it here first, folks: John McEnroe was a hell of a tennis player.

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