Larry King's News & Views I
Larry King.....Norm MacDonald
[Bespectacled, suspender-wearing talk show host Larry
King bends over his typewriter and cranks out his
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Larry King: [into the camera] This is "News and
Views." Here's my two cents, gang. If you only see one
film the rest of your life, it should be - "Dante's
Yours truly will be in Branson, Missouri next week for
an exclusive interview with - Eddie Rabbitt.
The more I think about it, the more I appreciate
water. A great, great beverage.
Is it just me or is anyone else sick and tired - of
the Special Olympics?
Promoter Don King: one class act!
I don't ever remember wearing a hat. Not once. Not
I dined with O. J. Simpson in Los Angeles last week
and, take it from me, folks, the Juice is still a hero
wherever he goes.
Of all the causes of death, burning in a fire is still
Numero Uno in the pain department.
There isn't a better chef in the world of food than
I have no tolerance for people who bury other people
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