Larry King's News & Views II
Larry King.....Norm MacDonald
[Bespectacled, suspender-wearing talk show host Larry
King bends over his typewriter and cranks out his
Announcer: If you're still not reading "Larry
King's News & Views," then you shouldn't be reading at
Larry King: [into the camera] Blue is wonderful
but yellow is the best color.
I don't care what anyone says, in my book, Jeffrey
Dahmer was not a cannibal.
When actor Harry Hamlin is on the tube, it's
impossible to look away.
Two "must-dos" when visiting Atlanta: you must visit
the Martin Luther King Memorial and you must
try the cole slaw at Ezra's.
Here's my question of the day, folks: Why are
reservations good if you make them at a restaurant but
bad if you force Indians to live on them?
Of all the hosts of "The Tonight Show," one of the two
or three greatest has got to be Johnny Carson.
Announcer: This has been USA Today's "News &
Views with Larry King."
Larry King: Somebody ought to tell all these
cigarette smokers - it just ain't safe, gang!