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  Season 23: Episode 1





97a: Sylvester Stallone / Jamiroquai

The Lost Deep Thoughts

Announcer: And now: The Lost Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey.

Jack Handey V/O: "Probably the saddest thing you'll ever see
is a mosquito sucking on a mummy.
Forget it, little friend."


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