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  Season 23: Episode 2


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October 4th, 1997

Matthew Perry

Oasis

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Spartan Cheerleaders
Summary: Craig (Will Ferrell) and Arianna (Cheri Oteri) break into the school gym to practice their cheers for the morning cheerleading tryouts.

Recurring Characters: Craig, Arianna.

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Montage


Matthew Perry's Monologue
Summary: In a pre-taped sequence, Matthew Perry looks for a New Yorker who will jump into a fountain with him like in the "Friends" title sequence.

Bio: Matthew Perry (1969-). Actor; played Chandler Bing on sitcom "Friends" (1994-2004); also starred in the short-lived drama series, "Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip" (2006-07).


Cookie Dough Sport
Summary: The cookie-coated sports drink that keeps your energy going

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Celebrity Jeopardy
Summary: Burt Reynolds (Norm MacDonald) competes against John Travolta (Darrell Hammond) and Michael Keaton (Matthew Perry).

Recurring Characters: Alex Trebek, Burt Reynolds, John Travolta.

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Sarcasm 101
Summary: New student Marissa (Ana Gasteyer) is offended by the sarcastic comments of the teacher (Matthew Perry) and her classmates.

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The Ladies Man
Summary: Ladies man Leon Phelps (Tim Meadows) takes calls and answers romantic queries.

Recurring Characters: Leon Phelps.

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Space, The Infinite Frontier
Recurring Characters: Harry Caray.

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Oasis performs "Don't Go Away"
Bio: English rock band; members: Liam Gallagher, Noel Gallagher, Paul Arthurs, Paul McGuigan, Alan White.


Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald
Note: Norm MacDonald delivers the fake news solo, with no guest commentators.

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M-TV News
Recurring Characters: Goat Boy, Juio Iglesius.


The Kevin Franklin Show
Summary: Kevin Franklin's (Tim Meadows) new late-night talk show will be just like the rest of the talk shows currently on the airwaves.

Recurring Characters: Kevin Franklin.


Friends
Summary: SNL's mundane "Friends" parody is interrupted when Matthew Perry objects to Colin Quinn's gay portrayal of Chandler Bing.

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Go-Lords
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Oasis performs "Acquiesce"


Good Morning With Liza
Recurring Characters: Liza Manelli, Woody Allen.


The Kevin Franklin Show II
Summary: Following a stint in rehab, Kevin Franklin's (Tim Meadow) show takes on a new mellow format.

Recurring Characters: Kevin Franklin.


Goodnights
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