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  Season 23: Episode 2





97b: Matthew Perry / Oasis

Cookie Dough Sport

[ Music Over: "Love Hurts", Nazareth ]

[ rapid-fire scenes of athletes playing a series of intense sports ]

Announcer: Cookie Dough Sport. Cookie dough right when you need it most. So get on your feet, get in the game, and get the dough. Cookie Dough Sport.

Cookie Dough Sport. Be the dough.


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